You know you're fat when...
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You can't cut your own toenails :blushing:0
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You sometimes skip going to events because there are people who haven't seen you since your weight gain who are going to be there and the humiliation is too much to deal with.
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This hit too close to home for me.
I was reading it and thinking TICK, TICK yes thats me.
Same.. some are really painful moments for me on a daily basis e.g. avoiding myself in the mirror / any reflective surface say in an elevator. But this thread is good since it forces me to face the truth.0 -
Are you gaining weight your butt looks bigger:explode:0
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Absolutely! Turn that negativity into positive energy.0
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When you have to buy the next size up from what you thought you were....:grumble:0
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When your fat rolls stick out further than your boobs.0
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When people tell you that you've lost a ton of weight. I want to say, really, a ton? 2000lbs? Wow! Backslide compliment much?0
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Here's the reversal after two months of eating healthy and working out:
1. Surprising the kids by suggesting a trip to the park to play catch!
2. Having not gone eaten fast food in over a MONTH!
3. That roll on my scalp is GONE!
4. My shoulders and neck are losing the humped look (see my blog for progress photos!)
5. THe tape has room to spare!
6. Lost so many inches!
7. The seatbelt firs AND I can touch my gps without unbuckling!
8. Um, size is, own from ten!
9. And they are bikinis and not granny's!
10. I was able to remove my rings tonight, the first time in a yr!
That is great! Congratulations on your success so far!0 -
When your fat rolls stick out further than your boobs.
omg how true :laugh:0 -
I get that one quite often0
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1. All your pants have "shrunk".
2. Your Mom wants to take you clothes shopping in the plus size section.
3. Your legs and feet ache after walking for a while.
4. You can no longer cross your legs comfortably.
5. Your heart feels like it's going to explode after a walking up a flight of stairs.
6. You can no longer get a good night's rest.
7. Shopping for a new outfit throws you into a state of depression.
8. You cringe at the idea of a night on the town.
9. You are blaming allergies for shortness of breath.
10. High heels are a thing of the past.
I'm usually making excuses for these things. It's time to face facts. I'm fat. Instead of getting sad about this, I'm gonna turn it around. Hey the reality is that if I lose 10 lbs, half this list disappears! That's motivation enough for me.
Yes Ma'am! Just by working out, and using your muscles, you should start getting a good night's sleep!0 -
When you have to resort to wearing "SKINNY JEANS" in 4 sizes too big because they're sooooooo stretchy AND the waist is BIGGER!!!!0
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When small children ask if "there is a baby in there" or hug you and tell you you're squishy like a pillow...0
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chafing of inner thighs.
This. I used to blame it on my skin not being used to me "not exercising for a while," or the "sand at the beach must have done it."
Nope just fat.
Also, standing next to a former NFL offensive lineman for a photo and looking like his mini-me.0 -
When you have multiple people asking when you are due.0
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1. You don't like wearing shorts in public because of cellulite.
2. When you're sitting, you always put a blanket or pillow in front of you because you don't wanna be exposed.
3. You avoid taking full-body pictures.
4. You don't like swimming or going to the beach because bathing suits are a nightmare.
5. Most of your wardrobe is black because its a slimming color.0 -
Drying off after a shower is an aerobic workout.
You keep having to pull your panties up because they keep rolling up under your belly roll.
Your kids get a kick out of playing with the "wings" on the backs of your arms.0 -
you give up on wearing jeans
u cant use a house scale cuz your weight passes it
u give up on walking and just use a motorized cart
I haven't got to the motorized cart point yet...I refuse! lol
Exactly the reason that I'm getting serious about this now, next step will be a scooter if I don't get it together.0 -
When you wear all your shirts untucked ... because you pray that a tiny shred of your dignity can be spared0
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