You know you're fat when...

chafing of inner thighs.

This is the worst.

.you can't enlarge the seat belt any more
you can't sit in lawn chairs because they can't handle your weight

This one happened to me the other day. Went to a restaurant the other day to celebrate mother's day (to a place I adore and haven't been to since I started counting calories because they serve very calorie laden food) and my daughter and I went to the restroom. This is a quite kitchy restaurant with funky stuff all over the walls. In the bathroom was a picture of a 30s or 40s sideshow fat lady on the wall. My daughter saw it and said wow mommy she looks like you! Now, I don't know if she was referring to me at my heaviest (standing in the shadow of 300) or now. But it tore me up either way. These women were billed as being somewhere around 500+ lbs back in the day. Not sure how accurate that was as sideshow folks obviously would want to exaggerate what they had to show, but still. And It's completely possible she was referring to our faces look alike or she's just not used to seeing fat women in photos besides me. But still, when you're getting compared to someone who is so fat she can charge admission. Well, then you know you are fat.

When you look angry even when your in a good mood, just because the extra fat on your forehead makes you look like you are making an angry face.

When you go to bed and your double chin makes a big sweaty crease between your neck and your chest.

Some of these things that yall posted I had completely forgotten about since weight loss. It was fun to look back and remember some of those things and think about how much more will change when I am completely done with weight loss!

Oh yeahhhh! And when your doctor (with a cute indian accent) says " Okay.... right now, if I take a knife and cut you from the middle of your forehead all the way down, I would have 2 healthy girls."

When you have to rock back and forth to get out of bed and you end up rocking yourself back to sleep.
I literally just laughed out loud!!! I know all too much about that.

These are 100% me.

You get hiccups while wearing your bathing suit and it looks like someone adjusting a Venetian blind.

These are all truths for me at one time, luckily I don't struggle with them nearly as much anymore...Skinny people just don't understand what goes through our heads!!!

-When you wear shorts at times you shouldn't because pants make you too warm.

-When seatbelts in the back seats of cars don't fit so you always have to sit in the front.

-When you go the restaurant with friends and casually say "booth or table, doesn't matter" and in your head you are screaming, TABLE TABLE TABLE, because your fatass can't fit in a booth.

-When you go to a restaurant/business/etc, and immediately start looking at all the chairs checking for arms, to see which ones you can fit into.

When you lay down and you wonder what the hell is under your body and making you uncomfortable. You look around and nothing's there. You lay down again and feel it again. Then you realize it's a fat roll. UGH. No more!

when your 9 yr old tells you your not fat you just have more then others
when you get asked to get weighed at a water park because of their weight limit requirement
you have a double chin double belly and double back
when your *kitten* starts to blend in with your back
when you have to take a break to tie your shoes
when you split your skirt at work
when you wave you make sure not to get to crazy cause your arms are so jiggly like bat wings!
when you refer to your arms as bat wings and your back fat as juiceys
when you snore and your not even SLEEP!!!!!!!:sad:
when you stomach keep eating the top of your underwear:explode:

When people say how pretty you are if Only you lost weight...

(Been getting this for since I was a teenager...
Now my husband tells me I'm beautiful and I have a very hard time believing him..
So SAD

apparently when u cant bend down to paint toenails
someone on here said that one

When you don't want to bend over to pick something up because it hurts and you know you probably can't reach it anyway. Then when you squat to get it, you struggle to get back up! :grumble:

Your *kitten* gets stuck in a chair with arms.
Yes that has happened to me. A patio chair. And it happened at a fundraiser! So there were about 100 people that saw it. That's when I decided I have to start eating right and exercising again.
Plus, my jeans are too tight.
And one more thing......I am flying to Florida in November (if I get the time off work) and I don't want to pay for 2 seats on the airplane.