You know you're fat when...

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  • ferrytrip
    ferrytrip Posts: 497 Member
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    When your 6 year old says that you should go on the biggest loser
  • cymro81
    cymro81 Posts: 6 Member
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    6 year olds are merciless! My 8 year old likes to wobble my jelly belly!
  • christinevalentine
    christinevalentine Posts: 12 Member
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    When Dominoes Pizza sends you vouchers that are addressed to you by name that says;

    "Christine, We haven't heard from you in a while.. We miss you."

    With vouchers attached... and you use them..
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
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    When my six year old says "daddy your boobs are almost big as my mom's "
  • LilEmm
    LilEmm Posts: 240
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    a midwife gets a view of you and looks forward to arranging a consultation...because you're fat enough that a seasoned professional thinks you look pregnant!!
  • kaylaodoms
    kaylaodoms Posts: 12 Member
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    I understand you there. I have a 2 year old daughter and I want to get photos of us together taking but I know I will just get upset when I get them back. One of my goals is after I loose some weight to get photos taking of my beautiful daughter and I !
  • bgpeck2
    bgpeck2 Posts: 28 Member
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    When my six year old says "daddy your boobs are almost big as my mom's "

    Don't have kids, but....know what you're talking about... :(
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    When it's 80 degrees and I'm still in a hoodie because shirts won't hide this fat!
  • rotill
    rotill Posts: 244 Member
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    on a jet plane and your seat belt don't reach to buckle up. Time for myfitnesspal..

    Not quite there, but I have to admit that one great benefit of losing weight was getting more room in plane seats.
  • casy84
    casy84 Posts: 290 Member
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    Avoid full length mirrors
  • iBreatheMusic88
    iBreatheMusic88 Posts: 115
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    When you look at thinner people with questionable grimace hahaha
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    I understand you there. I have a 2 year old daughter and I want to get photos of us together taking but I know I will just get upset when I get them back. One of my goals is after I loose some weight to get photos taking of my beautiful daughter and I !

    You have a film camera? I can't even buy film anymore! I never print out photos and have one child who is missing from all the albums. :(

    Sorry or the interruption.

    Ahem .... When you avoid shop windows that reflect.

    When I broke our toilet seat and then lied about it.
  • Pamela_in_Progress
    Pamela_in_Progress Posts: 197 Member
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    When you have to rock back and forth to get out of bed and you end up rocking yourself back to sleep.


    Ahahahaha! :laugh:
  • Jim_1960
    Jim_1960 Posts: 399
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    You have to iron your trousers on the driveway!!
  • KrissyAnn31
    KrissyAnn31 Posts: 2
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    i knew i had a problem when my children were sat around me wobberling my arms and laughing when it would still be wobberling after they had stopped!!! lol
    thanks kids
  • FITFAB402015
    FITFAB402015 Posts: 19
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    When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.

    Oh God. So guilty of this. DIET SODA MAKES IT BETTER. Lol, joking. Obviously.

    What's crazy is when I worked in fast food we would always make fun of people who do that and I did it just the other day and couldn't help but laugh at myself.
  • dwendling63
    dwendling63 Posts: 34
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    You tell your friends you going in for a pedicure (as if it is a luxury or to treat yourself) ...but, actually it is because you haven't reached or seen your "piggy's" in years!
  • jen_zz
    jen_zz Posts: 1,011 Member
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    When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.

    Oh God. So guilty of this. DIET SODA MAKES IT BETTER. Lol, joking. Obviously.

    What's crazy is when I worked in fast food we would always make fun of people who do that and I did it just the other day and couldn't help but laugh at myself.

    guilty..
  • StArBeLLa87
    StArBeLLa87 Posts: 1,582 Member
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    when your doing jumping jacks and your belly claps for you!
  • talk2elles
    talk2elles Posts: 124 Member
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    ...you get DOMS in your biceps from stirring the cake mixture
    ...you spend a day breaking-in your jeans which 'shrank' in the wash...every single week (on a 30'C cycle)

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