Liar, liar, pants on fire

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  • dakitten2
    dakitten2 Posts: 888 Member
    People don't believe it when I tell them I have never shaved my legs. My legs and arms are virtually hairless so if I see an occasional stray hair on my legs, I just pluck it with tweezers.

    The most aggravating one, is that people believe I had surgery to lose this weight. I hate it when the first thing people say is did you have surgery to lose your weight? No you moron, do have to pull up my shirt here in the middle of this store to prove it!

    Another is how mathematically inclined I am. I took math electives in high school and college because I love the challenge. I was taking college math classes while I was still in high school. I got tired of hearing that "girls" aren't suppose to be good in math. Well, this biotch is!
  • operation_cute
    operation_cute Posts: 588 Member
    people don't believe my weight lol apparantly I can't be over 200 lbs :p I guess I should feel flattered... except I feel huge :p oh and that I have 4 kids :) They think I'm too young to have 4 haha then I tell them my age ;)
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    That I have kids ages 21 and 19 years old.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    To repost the info because I know some people wanted it, the website is tineye.com, it's used to reverse search pictures. You can either save it to your comp and upload it to the site, or right click it and hit "copy image URL" and paste it into the box on the right. It's a helpful tool to have around nowadays when you can never be too sure who's who!
  • Pamella513
    Pamella513 Posts: 72
    People, for some reason, have a difficult time wrapping their heads around the fact that I listen to hard rock, alternative and punk music, as opposed to classical and country. "But you dress so conservatively". Kinda have to. Don't think the Judge I work with would appreciate me clerking court wearing my biker boots, jeans and leather jacket.

    They also find it hard to believe that I'd rather drive a muscle car as opposed to a mini van. Because I'm over 40, I guess that means I need to get rid of my car and give up my dream of having a motorcycle so that I can get a station wagon or mini van. I don't think so!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Once, a guy in a bar where I bartended got very angry with me and called me a liar several times when I told him I wasn't Irish.

    Mostly, though, people think I'm a lot younger than I am and can't believe I have an 18-year-old child.
  • BradHallFitness
    BradHallFitness Posts: 152 Member
    That I'm Batman.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    I am an ex smoker as well! It has been 10 years now....
  • teddy1234567
    teddy1234567 Posts: 32 Member
    At my highest weight i was talking about loosing weight with a couple of friends and when i told them how much i weighed, they were like "nooo waaay" .....uum yes i am and THANKS!!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    That I'm Batman.
    Ssssshhh!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    That I am not drunk
  • AshleyPaleo
    AshleyPaleo Posts: 121
    That I have been drinking my coffee with 1 table spoon of butter and one table spoon of coconut oil every morning for the last month and still losing, eyes roll @ work.
  • AshleyPaleo
    AshleyPaleo Posts: 121
    bahaha
  • kaybeau
    kaybeau Posts: 198 Member
    people don't believe that I am dyslexic and have no gcse in maths or english despite holding a couple of degrees!
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    people don't believe that I am dyslexic and have no gcse in maths or english despite holding a couple of degrees!

    Well hell, that one is just impressive! :drinker:
  • am2anangel
    am2anangel Posts: 38 Member
    What a fun topic. For one, you don't look old enough to have smoked for 15 years unless you were lik 10 when you started smoking.Lwhen you were like 10 lol

    1) that I'll be 43 next minth and have two boys 23 and 18.

    2) since I'm disabled and half of my body is paralyzed and I use a wheelchair about 350 percent of my life. But I danced in my high school talent show. That eas in 1989 though.
    3) that I had a stroke when I was 31.

    4) that on the inside I'm a pretty unhappy person and in pain a lot of the time. Because I'm always smiling and laughing.

    5) that I recently wroye and published a book of poetry.

    Ok ill be qiet now. Lol. Sorry this eas a fun feed.
  • am2anangel
    am2anangel Posts: 38 Member
    Ok one more thing that I obviously typo an awful lot. Lol
  • DefyGravity1977
    DefyGravity1977 Posts: 300 Member
    That I'm 200 pounds and running 4 to 5 miles 4 to 5 times a week.
  • MissSharon2013
    MissSharon2013 Posts: 536 Member
    That I once jogged two to three miles a day...
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    That I've never smoked pot or done any illegal drug. Given my upbringing, it is hard to believe I didn't take that route.

    Something to be proud of! You're even more of a badass than I originally thought! :wink:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Ppl think that Im nice. secretly im mean.

    I smoke and Im never quiting.

    I believe you!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    People don't believe that I stood on a pyramid.

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  • lyttmab
    lyttmab Posts: 87 Member
    I'm 51 and have never smoked a cigarette - never even held one in my hand - HATE the habit! Caught my daughter smoking when she was in Middle School - told her later in life that I wished I'd caught her with pot - I absolutely cannot tolerate the cigarette thing! Fortunately she didn't end up doing either!
  • Lora_
    Lora_ Posts: 54 Member
    People don't believe I'm a marathoner. Because I'm quite fat, and fat people don't run apparently. One of the Drs I work with once asked me if I was lying when I told him I was in training. He said straight out that 'you don't have the body of a runner. They're usually toned and of a more specific body type. You're quite fat and you don't have that body type.' I laughed because it's true. But I still do it. And my fat *kitten* jiggles.

    This just made my night! You can rock out the Marathons and jiggle it girl! Let 'em watch in awe of your awesomeness! :-)
  • jenndeirdre
    jenndeirdre Posts: 23 Member
    Most people don't believe that I don't curse then they try to get me to, never happens. Just doesn't sound right coming from me. And most people don't believe my weight which I'm okay with haha
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    People think that I would never raise my voice or say a harsh word.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    People don't believe me that I'm pretty damn good at Sudoku.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    People think that I would never raise my voice or say a harsh word.

    Prove it. .
  • BeckyAnne4
    BeckyAnne4 Posts: 143 Member
    Ppl think that Im nice. secretly im mean.

    I smoke and Im never quiting.



    you, i like you.
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    That I am a Grandmother

    :flowerforyou:

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