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    Well this is awk..

    Posts: 682 Member
    edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
    The goal of this thread is to post as awkward a comment as you can.
    I'm not trying to get attention for myself by the way..

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      Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
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      Sometimes I like to strip naked, cover myself in Vaseline and try and squeeze through the catflap, pretending to be a poo on it's way out of a rectum
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      Why do you think I'm bothered?
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      I enjoy sprinkling self-raising flour on orphans
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      I dont always poop, but when I do, I make sure its a good poop.
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      I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them
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      @mingecrackers, your disturbingly good at this! Haha!
    • Posts: 171 Member
      I HAVE to tag this just in case mingey posts more - I'm peeing myself laughing here!!!
    • Posts: 682 Member
      I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them

      rflmbo
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      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse
    • Posts: 508 Member
      mingecrackers = quality.
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      Ahahahaaha sheer genius
      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.
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      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'
    • Posts: 508 Member
      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      Actually crying with laughter at my desk. hahahahahaha
    • Posts: 142
      mingecrackers = quality.

      ^^This^^ comedy gold :laugh:
    • Posts: 274
      Holy Sheep, mingecrackers has a very disturbing imagination!! AWESOME!!!
    • Posts: 733 Member
      I fantasize that me and Oprah will get it in in a ball pit filled with bacon fat while the entire audience claps and cheers us on :\
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      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      Haha....this made me lol!
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Sometimes I like to strip naked, cover myself in Vaseline and try and squeeze through the catflap, pretending to be a poo on it's way out of a rectum

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: NICE ONE!
    • Posts: 176 Member
      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      I may just do this TODAY!
    • Posts: 606 Member
      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      I wonder how effective this would be... I want to try this...
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      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      BWAHAHA! This... this is my favorite so far!
    • Posts: 919 Member
      Well THIS thread should be locked in about 5 more minutes...

      crickets...
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      Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
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      Ahahahaaha sheer genius
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      I like to suck my fingers and rub the saliva on aging photographs of my late grandmother.

      I don't know about awkward but I might have cringed a little...award for creepiest post right there!
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      This guy I used to work with would follow me around the office ( he's like 6'5) and he would hide behind the five foot fake trees peek his head though them and whisper " the galaxy is mine" freakin creepy !! And AWKWARD I never knew how to respond ! Lol
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      Then he'd ask if I wanted to go to his house to pet his kitties!! I felt bad but had to decline the offers...
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      Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, can I watch?
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      One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.
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      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      Quoting this because it made me laugh so much that my eyes got watery.

      This will also serve as a bump because I need to stop laughing since I'm supposed to be working. These are hilarious.
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