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    Well this is awk..

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      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      must.remember.this.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
      One time a friend texted me and told me he called out my name while having sex with his girlfriend. She confirmed he wasnt joking.

      Lmao! That is akward!
    • Posts: 305 Member
      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      This the best one so far! Lmfao over here.
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
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      Lmao! That is akward!

      Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      I'm busy trying to explain to hubby why I'm laughing but cant say too much as the kids are in the room with us.
    • Posts: 4,123 Member
      *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    • Posts: 6,663 Member
      in for the laughs....

      Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!
    • Posts: 4,702 Member
      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      I am laughing so hard right now.
    • Posts: 624 Member
      If your face was on a shirt I'd buy that shirt
    • Posts: 165 Member
      I HAVE to tag this just in case mingey posts more - I'm peeing myself laughing here!!!

      I'm suddenly thirsty.
    • Posts: 1,018 Member
      Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

      There is absolutely NOTHING awkward about this comment.

      It's pretty much normal behavior around here.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      This guy I used to work with would follow me around the office ( he's like 6'5) and he would hide behind the five foot fake trees peek his head though them and whisper " the galaxy is mine" freakin creepy !! And AWKWARD I never knew how to respond ! Lol

      I think I know this guy, LOL!
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      BWAHAHA! This... this is my favorite so far!

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      Trying to get my laughter under control before my boss sees me.
    • Posts: 1,092 Member
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      Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
    • Posts: 349 Member
      So here's my joke:


      An Irishman walks out of a bar.




      barrump bump!







      **I'll show myself out**>>>>>>
    • Posts: 122 Member
      that moment when your 15yr old nephew realizes exactly what his mom shaves with the razor he "borrowed"
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    • Posts: 165 Member
      Then he'd ask if I wanted to go to his house to pet his kitties!! I felt bad but had to decline the offers...

      The correct response is ... sorry I really have to go home and stroke my own kitty.
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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      Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:


      :laugh: :laugh: Wow!
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      I'm not creative enough for akward...but I did have a guy stalk me around the grocery store once. When I got the dairy section he stepped in front of my cart and told me he wanted to survive a zombie apocolypse with me. Awkward at first but he scored cool points for creativity.
    • Posts: 1,092 Member
      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      :laugh:
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      *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

      How did you get out of my basement!?
    • Posts: 1,508 Member
      Sho me yer bewbs.
    • Posts: 9,883 Member
      I can't read any further until my coworkers are gone.....

      Mingecrackers is KILLIN me!!

      I was biting my finger to keep from busting out laughing in the middle of a quiet office, but I almost drew blood!

      Bump for massive amounts of laughing later.... :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
      Rodeo: When I'm gettin' it on w/ my wife from the back...I like to lean forward...whisper another girls name in her ear and try to hold on for dear life like a bucking bronco.

      I'm guessing you sleep with one eye open... lol
    • Posts: 2,564 Member
      Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

      Pics sent.
    • Posts: 624 Member
      That awkward moment when you realize the cat's in bed with you....
    • Posts: 165 Member
      I fantasize that me and Oprah will get it in in a ball pit filled with bacon fat while the entire audience claps and cheers us on :\

      Who hasn't?
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      I like midget porn.
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