Well this is awk..

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  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    in for the laughs....

    Some of y'all are funny as h3ll!!!!!

    AGREED
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."

    tumblr_m1ygjfXBVQ1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    That awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a borrowed pen or pencil :sick:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I like playing hide and seek at work.

    I just don't tell anyone else we are playing.

    I sit in the dark closet giggling to myself that no one can find me.

    I mean I have a friend who does this...
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I drunkenly hooked up with a very attractive older man at a wedding once. Later that night I met a lovely young man, also very attractive. We started seeing each other, but I kept thinking about the other guy... anyway, fast forward a few months and I go to meet his parents. We're no longer together and parted on a good foot but man was it awkward telling him that the reason his dad was so weird around me is because we had um, met before.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    This thread is full of amateurs.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    YeeeeHAaaaW! ........ :indifferent: Ooops! Wrong room :blushing:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    How do I explain to my son that he is a result of my allergic reaction to latex and poor timing?
    I also break out from latex gloves, blowing up balloons and hose head masks.
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

    Yeah, I can relate. Makes you wanna switch doctors.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    I have this weird lump just on the inside of my *kitten*, what do i do?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Explaining to a doctor why you have a miscellaneous object lodged inside an unnamed body part that needs to be removed with special tools that mqy or may not involve a sexual component.

    that's not normal?

    How about calling a friend hysterically crying, because a condom got stuck and neither of you can find it?
    Never made the phone call... walked into the next bedroom to ask my friend if she was sober enough to see if it was inside me :blushing:
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    This thread is full of amateurs.

    Go on taunto, show 'em how it's really done!
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  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.
    You are going to need a bigger in box
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I like midget porn.

    I like midget tranny porn.
  • newjenn40
    newjenn40 Posts: 27 Member
    When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse


    LOVE THIS!!!!
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    meh
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

    May be awk on other sites...pretty standard here.....
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    I like midget porn.

    I like midget tranny porn.

    girls get about 50% hotter when they have a "member"
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I sleep with this doll between myself and my wife. When she complains I tell her "Shhhh, I don't want Urkel to hear us fighting."

    tumblr_m1ygjfXBVQ1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg

    Your wife has a crush on PlayerHatinDogooder, too?
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    *slowly backing away.............reaches for doorknob and finds out it's been locked from the outside.*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    How did you get out of my basement!?
    Wait... theres a kitchen in the basement?
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I like midget porn.

    Who doesn't??
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

    Done.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    When gettin' it on with my wife, I'm wanna do it up and up, then roll her over and go down and down. I push to the left, then right, then left, then right, On her (B)ack, smack her (A), then her (B)ack again and Smack her (A). Only then do I select to start.

    When we do it like this...I feel like I'm in god mode.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFIYcOi-3ArDbWobc2-pzIFWVyZ3X3BrbncVSvGU3HDnzwI5cfcfT_5xJ7Ew


    *edited for grammar..probably made it worse.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!

    Junk pics sent.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Please inbox me the size of your vagina. K, Thanks!

    Junk pics sent.

    Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    I like to get naked, hide in bedroom cupboards with a squeezy bottle of mayo and lie in wait until a couple is getting it on. I then burst out of the cupboard screaming CAWWWW CAAAAAAWWW! like a seagull and spray my mayo all over them

    OMG laughed so hard at this....my roommate hates mayo....wonder if you've met her before?? :laugh:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    The moment when you realize that the smokin' hot new girl at work actually resembles your 5th grade teacher...the nun.

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