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    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      So, I'm kneeling there with this crucifix *kitten* in my bum, the crucifx handle breakds off, leaving the *kitten* inserted, I'm just staring at the crucifix in my hand, my wife walks in, says how moving it is to see me on my knees parying, but why am I naked... and that was only the third most awkward 10 minute conversation of my life.
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      I like midget tranny porn.

      hmm I can see why....you get your lesbian,penis and midget fix all in one go! *googling it now*
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      I went to my friends house at 12am for some all night halo. He was grounded so I had to sneak in. At 2am or so his dad starts coming downstairs so I run into the dining room and hide under a table. His dad then tells him its late and to go to bed. Then his dad decides to watch tv. So here I am stuck in the kitchen with his dad no more than 15 feet away from me so I couldn't leave. While Im texting my friend (who went upstairs) asking what to do I hear the telltale infamous music that only plays during a porno. His dad watched it for an hour or so, my friend not knowing what to do, and me under the dining room table. For those wondering, I could see the tv so I decided to watch too
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      I'm TNT
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      Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb

      Thanks bro, looking quite thick, solid ,tight yourself.
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      So when girls run and their tampon falls out, does that mean they have a loose vagina?
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      So when girls run and their tampon falls out, does that mean they have a loose vagina?

      no, when you have to shove three in at a time, thats when you know
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      I went to my friends house at 12am for some all night halo. He was grounded so I had to sneak in. At 2am or so his dad starts coming downstairs so I run into the dining room and hide under a table. His dad then tells him its late and to go to bed. Then his dad decides to watch tv. So here I am stuck in the kitchen with his dad no more than 15 feet away from me so I couldn't leave. While Im texting my friend (who went upstairs) asking what to do I hear the telltale infamous music that only plays during a porno. His dad watched it for an hour or so, my friend not knowing what to do, and me under the dining room table. For those wondering, I could see the tv so I decided to watch too

      Oh you dirty little bird! :laugh:
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      Nice size, great width. Depth is very impressive 10/10 wb

      Well played
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      That awkward moment when you accidentally elbow the woman standing waaaay too close to you in the check out line in the boob.

      BOOYAH!
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      Oh you dirty little bird! :laugh:

      You KNOW you like it!!!! :bigsmile:
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      You KNOW you like it!!!! :bigsmile:

      I do. :drinker:
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      So I'm at Walmart the other day and going through the checkout line and I have a Pregnancy Test, a GPS system, Garbage Bags, and a shovel....
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      I really should have been wearing a diaper when I read this thread. Mingecrackers just made me pea myself.
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      Yeah, he said they couldnt finish becaue she started laughing so hard and the joke was worth it. :laugh:

      Would have been better if they finished right there...
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      So I'm at Walmart the other day and going through the checkout line and I have a Pregnancy Test, a GPS system, Garbage Bags, and a shovel....

      :laugh:
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      That awkward moment when you accidentally elbow the woman standing waaaay too close to you in the check out line in the boob.

      BOOYAH!
      That was no accident, and you know it.
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      I do. :drinker:

      :wink:
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      Please inbox me the size of your penis. K, thanks.

      I thought that was in the rules for friend requests already?
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Walking in on your immediately exed boyfriend getting it on with his AUNT ...yeah that really happened !!! BARF!!! Bahaha
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      When people are talking to me, when I get bored of the conversation I like to reach out my hand and close their eyes like you would on a corpse

      I lol-ed at this
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      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'
      :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 270 Member
      Being hit by a vehicle on your bike then realizing it was a short bus !! Yup that happened too !
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      That awkward moment when you accidentally elbow the woman standing waaaay too close to you in the check out line in the boob.

      BOOYAH!

      I accidentally elbowed a woman in the boob because she was right behind me when I was getting a shopping cart.
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      Tag for mingecrackers!!!!
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      When me and my partner are getting it on, just when they are about to finish I like to scream EA GAMES followed by me whispering 'Challenge everything'

      I'm dying here, Im laughing so hard :laugh: ...
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      Walking in on your immediately exed boyfriend getting it on with his AUNT ...yeah that really happened !!! BARF!!! Bahaha

      Well now, someone has a great taste in men.
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      Well now, someone has a great taste in men.






      Even more AWKWARD !!! Gosh!!
    • Posts: 1,274 Member
      age 28
      height 5'2"
      cw 144
      gw 115

      Would like some twin friends that would be so awesome! <3

      Edit= Oh crap wrong thread...aww man, how awkward. Fail..
    • Posts: 76 Member
      You guys are hilarious!
    • Posts: 270 Member
      When gettin' it on with my wife, I'm wanna do it up and up, then roll her over and go down and down. I push to the left, then right, then left, then right, On her (B)ack, smack her (A), then her (B)ack again and Smack her (A). Only then do I select to start.

      When we do it like this...I feel like I'm in god mode.

      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFIYcOi-3ArDbWobc2-pzIFWVyZ3X3BrbncVSvGU3HDnzwI5cfcfT_5xJ7Ew


      *edited for grammar..probably made it worse.

      Winner! :drinker:
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