DO I POOP WRONG?
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who gives a *kitten*....0
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While I've never actually tried to squat to poop, I've certainly tried to squat while trying to write my name in the snow. My first name is Carolyn. My thighs went into vapor lock on the upswing of the letter "l", so I ended up toppling over into the snow, getting a slight case of frost bite in a very private area. However, I got a big laugh at the gyno's office when I told him the story. I even worked the term "papsicle" into the conversation.
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I didn't realize sphincter control relied solely on a rubber band. What if it snaps!?! Then it would just run out!0
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As a backpacker, I've squatted over a hole in the ground a time or two. Everything seems to come out alright. No complaints from me. The only time it bothers me is if it's freezing cold out or there's mosquitos.
Except for this one time I was hiking and needed to pee. I went a ways off the trail to be safe, but as I was squatting there I didn't realize I was near a secondary trail. I was horrified to hear giggling from the nearby bushes. It was a couple of middle school aged kids watching. I saw them running away. Little freaks!0 -
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"At Squatty Potty, we're breaking the silence." Bahahahaha! :laugh:0 -
He is doing it wrong! Didn't yall learn anything from the article?!0 -
Haha oh my gosh! My friend told me that when she went to India, the toilets were on the ground, so you have to squat and it's easier to evacuate.
No wonder we have problems with evacuating our business sometimes!!! And add that to a lack of fiber, and it's hell!0 -
mercola lol
This. Every Mercola article I've ever seen is so chock full of junk science it's ridiculous. Not worth your time.0 -
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread had me literally ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have had such a crap day and I needed a good laugh!! Thanks everyone
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread had me literally ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have had such a crap day and I needed a good laugh!! Thanks everyone
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And here I thought squats should be done in the gym not the bathroom.0
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It's all fun and games until you get an anal fissure, then you look for every possible thing to prevent it from happening again.0
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IN for tomorrow morning's entertainment.0
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Lmao!!! I prop my feet up on my daughter's potty step. Except we call it a "stool". Works great! Yay, TMI Thursday!0
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Definitely in tears from reading this.. Holy h*ll that was hilarious!0
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It's all fun and games until you get an anal fissure, then you look for every possible thing to prevent it from happening again.
^ THIS. I'm all for skepticism, and I'm glad everyone here seems to have a healthy amount of it. Just because you've always done something a certain way and you don't have problems YET, that doesn't make it good. :sick:0 -
Laughed just as hard the second time around reading this. Forgot all about it till it got resurrected thank you for that :laugh:0
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Ok I need that laugh I just read the whole thread!!!!!0
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