You know you're fat when...

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  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
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    Bump!
  • Katkamm77
    Katkamm77 Posts: 108 Member
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    When you're jogging and hear the faint sound of applause only to discover it's your thighs 'clapping' you on.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is SO funny! Applause! I think I'm going to have to steal that. I get the same applause when I'm exercising. Only, it's my arm flapping against the fat on my sides.
    Kat
  • Katkamm77
    Katkamm77 Posts: 108 Member
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    .....when you are knocking over small children with your butt when you bend over.
    :laugh: :laugh: Another that made me laugh!
  • operation_cute
    operation_cute Posts: 588 Member
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    When you realise you used to be pretty, but now have so much fat on your face that you just look like a blob.

    ^^ this :,(
  • buffermarie
    buffermarie Posts: 54 Member
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    when you try running or jumping and your stomach fat slaps against your upper, front thighs....
    I thought someone was clapping for me...

    you get winded walking from the car to your house.

    you can't fit in your bathtub
  • nyrina4life
    nyrina4life Posts: 196 Member
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    When you front roll is larger than your butt.

    When you go to sit down at one of the picnic tables in the Jurassic Park area and the entire table flips.

    When you ride a ride, and go to check out the photo taken during one of the mega drops, only to look at yourself and go, 'Oh lord, I look like Jabba!'

    Yeah, that last two were embarrassing. =(

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