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OT: funniest thing said after......

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  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.


    lmao!!

    I can't believe you said that to her!!! You are a bad boy!
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member


    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.


    OH...


    ummm.....

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    about that...
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member


    Ewwww. I would have killed him. Use your own bed.


    OH...


    ummm.....

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    about that...


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.


    lmao!!

    I can't believe you said that to her!!! You are a bad boy!

    Ha! I've reformed (mostly) since then. No excuse, but I was really drunk that night, and I told my buddy right away, he wasn't all that bothered, he wasn't in love with her, I never would have... well, you know, if he was. But yeah, that was pretty bad of me. I've done worse things, but I won't tell them on here.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    well now its time to do the wash...
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
    "hurry up"
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"
  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    lmao!!!
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    That was awesome, I'm gonna steal that one with the wife if we ever... Ahem, well... I think I've said enough on that topic.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    "Well, I am glad somebody won"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "I win!!!!"





    "I win again!"

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • pecksun8
    pecksun8 Posts: 570
    So.... what do you think of my friend <name omitted for privacy>? He was thinking of asking you out.

    That wasn't my proudest moment in college.


    lmao!!

    I can't believe you said that to her!!! You are a bad boy!

    Ha! I've reformed (mostly) since then. No excuse, but I was really drunk that night, and I told my buddy right away, he wasn't all that bothered, he wasn't in love with her, I never would have... well, you know, if he was. But yeah, that was pretty bad of me. I've done worse things, but I won't tell them on here.

    "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!" :drinker:
  • divalovesyou1
    divalovesyou1 Posts: 139
    THAT'S IT!!!:noway: :frown: :brokenheart:
  • divalovesyou1
    divalovesyou1 Posts: 139
    or BOM CHI-CA WAH WAH !! :bigsmile:
  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
    "can we not cuddle my wife will be home soon..."
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    "can we not cuddle my wife will be home soon..."

    HAHAHA!
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    oh crap I'm late for my date :noway:
  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
    "Are you on the pill?":laugh: :laugh:
  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
    A quote from 40 year old virgin...
    And so we're doing it
    and I'm about to finish...

    and her dog starts
    licking my *kitten*.

    I swear to God, I have
    to decide, do I finish
    or do I stop the dog?

    I know your nasty *kitten*.
    He finished.

    I finished.
    And then I stole the dog.
    :laugh:
  • Lara1985
    Lara1985 Posts: 14
    I came, I saw, im knackered!!!

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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    "You are welcome":smokin:

    "don't move.... I'll get a towel"

    "Megan you were amazing!" .... "um My name's Shannon"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "You are welcome":smokin:

    "don't move.... I'll get a towel"

    "Megan you were amazing! .... um My name's Shannon"

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hey!!! :angry:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Now then...if a rash appears, you're gonna need this cream...........

    :noway:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    "You are welcome":smokin:

    "don't move.... I'll get a towel"

    "Megan you were amazing! .... um My name's Shannon"

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hey!!! :angry:


    Aww.... I was jus teasin :wink: but no seriously.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Now then...if a rash appears, you're gonna need this cream...........

    :noway:

    ahhh!!!!!!!! lmao!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Now then...if a rash appears, you're gonna need this cream...........

    :noway:
    :sick:

    "Ready to go again"
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    "Alright, lets get this over with. Two And A Half Men is coming on soon".
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    "The rest of the inmates will just love you."

    "oh no, you aren't about to puke, are you?"

    "Wow, you're really good at this... you could make a lot of money at it!!!"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "Alright, lets get this over with. Two And A Half Men is coming on soon".

    :laugh: :laugh:
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