The awesomest thing your kid has ever said...

My now 21 year old son was a huge Toy Story fan and wanted a Buzz Lightyear and Woody figure. So for his third birthday, I went and bought him the 12" tall or so 'dolls', even writing his first name on Woody's foot before wrapping it up. He unwrapped the Buzz doll and was so excited to have it. Then after unwrapping the Woody doll, his face beaming with joy and holding up the doll for everyone to see,said, "I got a big Woody!" There wasn't a dry eye in the house! lmao

Priceless!!

It's on video :glasses:

And we have a winner! (in my opinion that is too funny!

Mine is 4.

He says, I need to go running with you.

Alright. Get dressed.

He comes out of his room and says, I need to go running with you so that I can get bigger, and you can get teeny tiny like a baby. Then, I'll be the boss.

He also looked at me after I had been grumpy with him and said, "You know I still love you right?" "We're the best aren't me?"

- Yeah buddy, we're the best

A few seconds later he looked at me and said, " When I grow up I'm going to change into a girl. Girls have super privates, huh?"

-Yep!

Here are a few...

Most recently, my 15 year old son said, "I love you dad, you do everything for me, and I appreciate it." Yes, I choked up.

When he was 3, shortly after his mother has passed away, I had to wake him up at 8 o'clock at night and take him to Home Depot with me to pick up some emergency plumbing repair parts to fix a leaking pipe. When I carried him into the Depot with me, the "greeter" explained to me I had to either carry him at all times or place him in a cart and secure him. As I thanked the man, my son said, "Daddy, is that man an idiot?" To which I replied, "No son, he is just being helpful." To which my son replied, "But Daddy, you said that everyone that works at Home Depot is an idiot!" In my embarrassment, I hurried away to make my purchase.

When he was 4, I took him to Toys R Us to pick out a gift for one of his playmate's birthday parties we were going to. I wanted to use the time as an opportunity to teach him to not be selfish, and to think of others, and I reminded him to not ask for me to buy him a toy that day. Once inside as we walked the aisles, he found an 8 pack of Hot Wheels Cars, and asked me if he had enough money in "his bank" to buy them for himself. I told him he did, and he immediately asked to buy them. So I asked him if he had any of his money with him, and he said "No, you make me put it all in my bank." (His savings account) I told him "I guess you can't buy them if you don't have any money with you." He thought a moment and said, "Hey Dad! I got an idea, why don't you buy them for me with YOUR money, and when we get home you can get MY money out of the bank. So I said, "OK, how much are they?" To which he replied "6 Daddy, they are 6." So I said, OK, well when we get home, you will have to pay me back 10." He immediately exclaimed that 10 was bigger than 6 and it wasn't fair. So I explained to him that "When you use someone else's money, than you have to pay that money back with INTEREST, so that it actually costs you MORE." He thought about this for a second, and then looked up at me and said, "Well what if I'm not interested!" I had no answer for that! So I bought him the cars while thinking to myself, I will have to use that line on the bank when I refinance my mortgage! LOL!

She's 3. I guess it had been awhile since she'd been around me while I was getting dressed and wearing a thong. The only time I wear them is if you can see VPL. Anyway, I'm in a thong, getting dressed, and she comes up behind me and exclaims, "MAMA! You have a REALLY bad wedgie! :laugh:

Then she puts her hand on my butt cheek and leans in to inspect my rear end and try to figure out how so much of my underwear got in my crack. I grabbed a thong out of my drawer and showed it to her so she could see that there was no material on the cheeks, and I didn't really have a wedgie. She gives me a sympathetic look and says, "Mama, I think you need bigger undies." And something along the lines of "You should get Pinkie Pie and we can match."


As for sweet things, "I'm glad you're my Mama" makes my heart swell.

I was dropping off my almost 2 year old at daycare one day and I told her I loved her. She didn't reply, so I asked if she loved me. She replied "No, I love my shoes." as she lifted her foot up to shove her cute new shoes in my face. LOL

this is from 2008... I will always love this story:

So, today started off quite interesting. As usual, I was a pack mule leaving the house being laden with my bag, purse, book, and some fruit along with carrying the youngest minion (who, at 8 months, has been out of the infant carrier for almost a month now) - and the oldest minion was carrying the bag that goes to day care. The back deck that we have to cross to get from the house to the garage was covered in a thin layer of frost. I told the older boy it was slippery, and had him walk ahead of me. He gets down the stairs and to the sidewalk with no problem.

The next thing I know, my foot is sliding off the stairs and I am trying desperately to not drop the baby or land on him as I fall. The little guy unfortunately hits his head on the post of the deck, not hard but enough to startle him and he starts crying. As I get up, I check the baby to make sure he's okay, and what does my older boy do? No, he doesn't ask if his brother is okay... he doesn't ask if Mommy is okay...

"Mommy, you dropped your banana!" he says. Then he proceeds to run over to the banana. "Are you okay banana?" He then checks it to make sure it's not broken, and puts it back in my purse. "The banana is okay, Mommy."

Needless to say, I had a hard time controlling my laughter even though I was concerned about the baby.

And as a final note - the banana is fine, my posterior is growing what I'm sure will be a lovely purple bruise, and the baby felt good enough a few minutes later when I dropped him off at daycare to headbutt me in the teeth without a peep after the fact.

LMBO!! I literally laughed out loud!!!! I love it!!!

Before my brain surgery my son and I (then 6) talked about how I should be able to do some of the things again that he and I liked to do together from before I was sick like Tennis and Soccer. So he came back with, "Yeah and maybe you'll be able to play football...with big men!" Love that kid.

Well he's not my kid, he's my roommates kid. He's 5 and adorable. Well, he heard us saying "C U Next Tuesday" to each other, and now he says that to me every time I leave the house, LOL. I wonder if he'll ever find out what it actually means.

Mhm... Thanks for that.

Anyway, some more hilarious quotes from my kid:

"Why don't any of these people recognize me?!"
"My butt freaking hurts"
"I spy with my little eye... umm... trees.." (in a valiant attempt to not go to sleep.)
"travelin', man. Travelin'." (while on a road trip)
"mommy, why is **** a bad word?"

And for those of you that need the awwww moment:

I ask my son what Love looks like and he said "Your heart, Mommy." /dies

Well he's not my kid, he's my roommates kid. He's 5 and adorable. Well, he heard us saying "C U Next Tuesday" to each other, and now he says that to me every time I leave the house, LOL. I wonder if he'll ever find out what it actually means.

Mhm... Thanks for that.

Anyway, some more hilarious quotes from my kid:

"Why don't any of these people recognize me?!"
"My butt freaking hurts"
"I spy with my little eye... umm... trees.." (in a valiant attempt to not go to sleep.)
"travelin', man. Travelin'." (while on a road trip)
"mommy, why is **** a bad word?"

And for those of you that need the awwww moment:

I ask my son what Love looks like and he said "Your heart, Mommy." /dies

Love that little punk. And the fact that we're roomies

Oh and another thing he said to me, "Emily, I love you. I'll love you forever!" Melts my freakin heart.

My kids are very sweet, they've said the whole you're the smartest, prettiest etc...but this is my favorite...When my youngest son was turning 5 yo I got invitations to his birthday party that had a pic of him, half his face, the other half was spiderman's face. When he saw the invitations he said, "Now I really CAN save the WHOLE world!"

He's going to be 10 in a week and he still wants to save the whole world...he's planning on moving to Orlando where he can be a power ranger....yeah, he still thinks they are real.

My son is seven. A few days ago I was getting ready for work and he said "Mom I don't know why you put on make up, your the most beautiful when you don't have it on." And last night he said "Mom, holy cow you are getting much skinnier. You've never been fat though." He is such a little charmer and I love love love his sweet face.

my oldest son (23) when he was 2.5, he was watching the movie "Hook". When the mermaids came swimming around he got so excited and said "look Mom Barbiesharks!". cutest thing ever!!!

These are all so lovely

When my oldest was two, she kept asking me for a "tennis shoe". She had done this 2 or 3 times on the way to day care. I would look at her and I would say "but you're wearing tennis shoes?" And of course, she would get frustrated and would cry. This went on for a couple of weeks. Then, one day, she sneezed really hard and long rivers of snot hung down from each nostril. Then, she cries "Mommy, I need a tennis shoe!"

I was like... oh.

:laugh: I have soooooo many of these moments with my two year old son lately.

The only thing I can think of right now is when I showed my then 3 year old son a photo of my sister when she was about two years old. She is wearing just a diaper in the photo and standing in front of a swimming pool.

Me: Who is this?
That's PB (his little brother). He has a big head and wants to swim.

Oh, and the first time D used the word love, he said, "I love cake." Not mommy or daddy, but cake. Yep, that's my boy.