Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

TheFinalThird
TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
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An MFP friend suggested that I post this on a message board. So here goes nothing.

Let's say, PURELY hypothetically, you are half a country away from your house, cleaning out a deceased relative's home. And you happen upon a hypothetical bag of used rubber d*cks (and I don't mean ducks). Do you think the Salvation Army or Volunteers of America would take them? If not, any suggestions? And please don't tell me to shove you know what you know where. '

Thank you!
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  • ciarabrennan7
    ciarabrennan7 Posts: 11 Member
    Of what?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    bag of used rubber ****s.

    What does ****'s rhyme with?
  • Veslus
    Veslus Posts: 72 Member
    Just...just throw the ducks away.

    No one is going to want a used duck anyway. And I doubt anyone goes to the Salvation Army looking to purchase a used duck.
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  • SergeantG
    SergeantG Posts: 92
    Hypothetical or not.......


    This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:



    Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Donate them to a church.
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    trash can!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    No.


    But perhaps one of my friends will.....

    *looks around*
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    OMG - LOL! Come on now, use some common sense and chuck the ducks. #1, I seriously doubt a thrift shop would shelf something like that to sell (especially Salvation Army - they are a Christian organization after all) and #2, who wants a used duck? Talk about unsanitary!
  • kpick41
    kpick41 Posts: 81 Member
    Ewww...throw them out!
  • Skyebella27
    Skyebella27 Posts: 62
    Ummm gross lol. Not gross that there's a bag of ducks, but the thought of donating used ducks...that's gross.

    How about throwing the hypothetical ducks in the garbage? I would NEVER buy a used duck. *shivers*
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    Bleach them and sell them on Craigslist!

    OR - don't bleach them...some sicko would probably take them used lol
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    Trash them, burn them... doesn't matter! Just don't donate them!! OMG!!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    trash or craigslist
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    :blushing: OMG. Thank you. That is all. :laugh:
  • ashleegil
    ashleegil Posts: 26
    Oh. wow. Just.....Wow!

    Throw them away.....

    Was there even seriously a question about what to do with them?

    HaHA that's is just one of those things you find and accidentally open the bag too far to get a view of it's contents and then trash the whole bag without a word to anyone else.....

    This is so funny. I am laughing so loud right now the students at my work( I work in a college student center)are looking at me like I am nutso! :D
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
  • ElizaPure
    ElizaPure Posts: 25 Member
    OMG that's so funny ! :laugh: in the bin babes defo lol xXx
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    You can't be serious. This is like those disgusting people that try to donate used underwear... just throw the damn things out. There are a few things that should never be bought used.
  • sorcha1977
    sorcha1977 Posts: 133 Member
    If you're worried about someone finding them in that person's trash, simply take them to another dumpster and/or wrap them in a ton of other trash and triple-bag it.
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    I actually just wanted to IBTL but I was curious, so Google.

    http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/howitworks.html

    Their tagline: "Love Yourself, Love The Planet"
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Use one as a hood ornament on your car.
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
    Let me just take this opportunity to say...

    If you have a creative sex life, you might request that (one of) your partner(s) come and clean out your house before your relatives show up.

















    Just sayin'.
  • VryIrishGirl76
    VryIrishGirl76 Posts: 1,167 Member
    Garbage!
    I think that would be the definitive line on donations.
    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Send them to an enemy or a group that you don't like and attach a note that says: "Go F*#k Yourself"" Signed TFT
  • smelons
    smelons Posts: 450 Member
    I've been in this situation and they went straight in the bin, although it was tempting to put them with the rest of the items that were donated to the charity shop...
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Hold on! I will send you my address in a PM!
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