Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

Just...just throw the ducks away.

No one is going to want a used duck anyway. And I doubt anyone goes to the Salvation Army looking to purchase a used duck.

^this times a trillion

Plant them on people's lawns. For fun. See who keeps them and who chucks them. Could be interesting way to find out what your neighbours are really like lol

HYPOTHETICALLY, I would leave them on doorsteps of people I don't like. Heck, I'd love to pour them in through the sunroof of my neighbor's car; that would be hysterical. Hypothetically. (Although if I had money to blow - ahem- this might not be hypothetical).

Like everyone else said, nobody in their right mind is going to take them used. Might as well have fun with them. I mean, a different kind of fun.

People who keep saying nobody wants to buy them used seriously underestimate the level of freakishness that exists in this world. People buy dirty panties that other people crap in on the internet.

LOL, true...but I said "nobody in their right mind". Now, I'm not trying to knock others' fetishes, but I have some difficulty believing that a mentally healthy person would make it with a toy used by someone they don't even know. I mean, sharing a toy (with a partner or a partner's partner) is one thing; using a used toy from a stranger who might have had real sex (and potentially, real diseases) with other people who you don't know...sounds a little iffy to me. I guess it's about the same as having sex with someone who's had multiple partners.....but I think (hope?) many people would prefer to be more careful and just spend a little more on a new one.

Also, I'm in agreement with the person who said plant them on others' lawns. Another excellent choice - in fact, should I ever choose to get rid of my duck, I now have several creative ideas. But mine also has a suction cup on the bottom, so if I were really tacky and gross, I'd probably stick it to someone's rear car window next to the antenna. :-D

Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.

Wait wut.....

you don't want to throw them away so that the people who dig through the trash see what hobbies your relative had...

but you ARE willing to clean and donate a bag of D1cks to the salvation army....like walk in proudly with a bag full of d1cks and say I'm here to drop these off...


but they aren't mine...


.....people are weird.

Let me just take this opportunity to say...

If you have a creative sex life, you might request that (one of) your partner(s) come and clean out your house before your relatives show up.

















Just sayin'.

she had a BAG of d1cks....I don't think partners were exactly milling around .....


a BAG.....

The gender of said-hypothetical dead relative was never provided.

Let me just take this opportunity to say...

If you have a creative sex life, you might request that (one of) your partner(s) come and clean out your house before your relatives show up.

















Just sayin'.

she had a BAG of d1cks....I don't think partners were exactly milling around .....


a BAG.....

I loled loudly…

Hypothetically I would probably compare the bag of d*cks to a pile of dead cat carcasses.

They both have about the same amount of use left for them in this world.

So if you are worried about throwing them in the trash there are 2 words for you. BURN BARREL

And stay far away, I wouldnt want to inhale those fumes.

I can only imagine when the day comes and you have to somehow relay this story.

"So I was cleaning out some stuff and stumbled across a bag of d-cks."

:laugh: :embarassed:

PS, throw them away!

Hot glue googly eyes on them and open an Etsy store.

Damn our overlapping cleverness!

Plant them on people's lawns. For fun. See who keeps them and who chucks them. Could be interesting way to find out what your neighbours are really like lol

this gives me an idea. call some friends and jump into a car with the bag and take them around town for a more interesting game of "Ding Dong Ditch" where you leave the duck on the doorstep to be found after ringing the bell and running as is the tradition. (get it ?--ding dong?...i kill me *slapsknee*).

Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.

I had a similar situation, and that's what I did. I drove across town to an apartment complex, and chucked them in their dumpster. Noone will ever know whose they were if they go diving.

...not realizing that particular apartment complex recently decided to crackdown on people trespassing and littering on their property, so they asked local law enforcement to keep an eye on it...

...and you just happened to check your "bag of unknown contents" into the dumpster when they were watching.

Looking forward to reading about this one on thesmokinggun.com.

Wait. Didnt read all pages but Im curious how you know they are used and not brand new still???

she smelled them....

think about that for a minute

(I do not know if she actually smelled them, but it's the only option I got...so I went with it)...cue visual now

Hot glue googly eyes on them and open an Etsy store.

Lmfao!

Donate them to a church.

LOL - you made me spit out my drink.

Hot glue googly eyes on them and open an Etsy store.

Damn our overlapping cleverness!

just a little FYI... it is illegal in China to sell sex toys, so many of them have faces on them so they can be sold as novelties rather than sex toys.