Why do men cheat
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Uh ...Here are some reasons I've come up with:
2) rape
Yes. Uh..
Please explain.
No. Please don't.0 -
Because they chose a boring diet.
Because their diet is too restrictive.
Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.
Because their cal goals are too low.
Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.
Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).
Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.
Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.
The end. :flowerforyou:
Oh, MCD, you absolutely kill me!!!
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And it's good stuffed with cheese and bakes.They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.
If you don't use ziti noodles, can you still call it Ziti? Or is that cheating?0 -
are you sharing, sure I'll have some........ :-)0
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Without the noodles, it is not ziti.
And it's good stuffed with cheese and bakes.They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.
If you don't use ziti noodles, can you still call it Ziti? Or is that cheating?0 -
Wow.. why did I even come here???0
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Because being the banker is just too much temptation.
I'm so glad you "get" me, Waffle. It wasn't my fault, the money was just there!0 -
It is known.
It is known, Khaleesi.0 -
To this planet?Wow.. why did I even come here???
Are you an alien????0 -
It is known.It is known.
It is known, Khaleesi.0 -
The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.
and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.
lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.
Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/
Word of warning: If you keep this up, your Masters will end up being in Baiting
roflmao :drinker:0 -
How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?
Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.0 -
Not getting the excitement from home.0
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I just LOL'd right now...0 -
I just LOL'd right now...
How u doin? :smokin:0 -
How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?
Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.
Is that an allegory? :devil:0 -
Not reading...just popping back in to check on the status of the popcorn & booze...0
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Because being the banker is just too much temptation.
Damn Waffle. I was hoping I could use that one.0 -
Just here for the gifs.0
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Because they chose a boring diet.
Because their diet is too restrictive.
Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.
Because their cal goals are too low.
Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.
Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).
Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.
Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.
The end. :flowerforyou:
This was brilliant! lol0
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