Why do men cheat

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  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
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    but has 3 other friends to have conversation with because his fiancee is not at his level. Is he cheating?

    No. Of course not.

    People who are so jealous and controlling that they seek to limit and control their spouse's friendships should be in therapy - not relationships.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Ummmm, yeah? You do realize that was his daughter right?

    But, but, but... that means... he is Luke's FATHER!
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Ummmm, yeah^ what she said. You do realize Leia turned out to be his daughter right? Wait is that right? Amirite?

    "Luke I am your father"
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    Anakin melts into Vader
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    Anakin's GF has twins Luke and Leia =
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    Leia is Vader's daughter right?


    Yes. It's still funny tho
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Ummmm, yeah? You do realize that was his daughter right?

    But, but, but... that means... he is Luke's FATHER!

    Dun, dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I heard it's not cheating if you upgrade. Is that true? :laugh:

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    My kids said my ex-husband downgraded. I :heart: them.

    ETA ex. EX!

    Glad you edited that. I was crying over here in the corner.

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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Ummmm, yeah? You do realize that was his daughter right?

    But, but, but... that means... he is Luke's FATHER!

    Dun, dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

    Clearly none of you people watched the director's cut. In that version Leia chokes on a space Skittle and Vader uses the Force (and his big finger) to dislodge it. Sheesh
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    Why do women cheat?

    You'll probably find the reasons are all pretty similar to each other.
  • pammbroo
    pammbroo Posts: 550 Member
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    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    Oh yeah!! Well done!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
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  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
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    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.

    Keep your real man.

    I'll take a gentleman.
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    Hahahaha i love this. I've only seen one real man in my life....must be extinct!
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    because we love vaginas
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    Bwahahaa! I don't need to read the rest of the thread now and I remember why I asked you to be my friend. You crack me up all the time! :tongue:
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
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    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    ^5 this
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    It is known.

    It is known, Khaleesi.
    It is known.

    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.

    Wow. Personal attack is personal. Rude McRuderson you.
    I think that was because of my references to Game of Thrones, not an attack. But maybe I read it wrong.
  • karibrit
    karibrit Posts: 29
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    There are way, way, way more strip clubs for the male's pleasure than there are for a female's eye candy--worldwide. May not answer the question but at least you can rest assured that someone is getting some pliable and accommodating goodies right now. And if you’re sitting at the computer it’s probably not you.

    the end.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    QFT^indeed!
  • Synapze
    Synapze Posts: 499
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  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    Reason #1: Boo Reason #2: bies. Put these reasons together and you'll see.

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  • jgotteiner
    jgotteiner Posts: 13 Member
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    Men want attention. So when their wives spend all the time in the world to help out their girlfriends work children house and have no time for their husbands they feel neglected not useful. The new woman (for a short time)makes them feel special important virile etc.
  • CubanSammich
    CubanSammich Posts: 236
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    Because you make bad sandwiches.
    Definitely this

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