Infidelity on MFP?

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  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    I've been married 30 years so my marriage vows never mentioned Skype.

    Just sayin'....
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
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    I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon

    I'm a black male

    Lol!!!
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
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    This is just too funny!

    ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?

    That is a beautiful pickup line!

    better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
    or "you're cute for a fat chick"

    What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!

    His only mistake was saying that to a coworker...:tongue::tongue:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    First rule of infidelity club: You don't talk about infidelity club!

    point
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    I did once. I hid behind the curtains but his wife saw my shoes.
  • technobunny
    technobunny Posts: 131
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    oh I thought this was a thread about people cheating on mfp with Ww or sparkpeople.. my bad..

    +1 i lol'd.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    this is so frusterated. i gave it my best chance. i don't know have to make u guys love me.

    forever alone.

    OP. Have you considered something like this:

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    glue a little yellow yarn on, and you could be with a hot blonde.
  • thezorb
    thezorb Posts: 67 Member
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    this is so frusterated. i gave it my best chance. i don't know have to make u guys love me.

    forever alone.

    OP. Have you considered something like this:

    4524745131_a2b9034b75.jpg

    glue a little yellow yarn on, and you could be with a hot blonde.

    Best post today! ROTFLMAO
  • jonswife0206
    jonswife0206 Posts: 125 Member
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    This is just too funny!

    ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?

    That is a beautiful pickup line!

    better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
    or "you're cute for a fat chick"

    What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!

    :laugh: I wish it was that easy. I know what I would be doing with all my free time.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Infidelity first, fitness second. That's my policy for this site, anyway.
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
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    oh its on here just hang around for the desperate threads lol
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
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    when will it be mine turn? :*(
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    Infidelity leads to fitness . . . at least if you do it right.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    MFP leads to infidelity??? I'm apparently doing it wrong. Somebody have directions for this thing or at least can help guide me in the right direction?
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
  • MrJimmies
    MrJimmies Posts: 113
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    Yo I'm down for a MFP sweet momma.....where I sign up.
  • shannongoneau
    shannongoneau Posts: 246 Member
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    Don't you just approach someone if you want to go further in depth for some sort of a relationship? In this case add them as a friend and then mercilessly hit on them?
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
    No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
    No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.

    It must be hand-delivered only.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
    No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.
    It must be hand-delivered only.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Geez, I'm so naïve thinking you could just mail it to me. Just use my address and come on over. I'll leave the door unlocked and will be in the shower most likely. Just let yourself in and leave it on the counter. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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