How do I transform into a creeper?

I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

Cheaply made? We got some fine skins, you better have that ish hand stiched.

remember the thigh gap guy.. He kept sending women messages about thighs. Pick a body part and
ask women to show you that part..

Yep, this will absolutely accomplish your ultimate goal.

[Lonely Island]
When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg]
Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet
It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'
Let your hands flap around like a Marionette
Pop your knees up and down, ch-ch- chicken your neck
[Akiva Schaffer]
Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.
[Lonely Island]
When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg]
I was six years old when I started creepin'
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'
You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little *kitten* creepin' at the foot of the bed
[Akiva Schaffer]
Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born
Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
'Cause I came out clean -- and I came out creepin'!
[Lonely Island]
Nicki!
[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room
Hide deep inside -- it was my little creep stalker room
As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling
And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.
And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.
So pop-pop-pop your peepers,
and tweak out your sneakers
Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Lonely Island]
Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding
Do the Creep (hah)
And do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj]
And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake
Do the Creep (hoo)
And do the Creep (hah)
[Lonely Island]
And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj]
So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',
[All]
And Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep! (hah)
[John Waters]
And don't forget to smile!

The best way, is to find out everything you can about them. Where they live, where they work. What foods they like.

Then send them all the information you find out about them.

And ask them to look outside their window for the white van, you are waving at them...

One does not simply become a Creeper... It's something you're born with...:drinker:

having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....

i know right... idk how many times guys with kids asked me for pictures.. sigh

Ahhh, this is giving me a great chuckle on a not so chuckly day.

Many thanks, Wannabe Creeper Man with kids.