Don't do this or you'll DIE!!!!
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* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.
What if fruit is part of your meal? Does your stomach explode? Do you fart and burp FOREVER?0 -
* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
So would never bathing give you an awesome strong digestive system? May have to try it0 -
ok, sounds like a load of bull**** to me. I personally never listen to anything like this because at the end of the day we would have a whole world in panic.
shouldnt smoke anyway, rest yourself after a meal, i dont know why you would want to eat more food after having a meal and if you do the one you just had wasnt big enough but people have fruit with lunch not just as snacks.
BUT... you do what you think is right, i'll just be over here ignoring that drivel0 -
I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
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Doesn't say anything about having sex though. WIN!!!!! Everyone have sex after eating, but it must last at least one hour before you have that cigarrette.
Have you had breakfast yet? :laugh:0 -
I don't know if it's true or not but I'd heard that stepping out in front of a train after a meal might also do you harm?
I'm not risking it.0 -
ok, sounds like a load of bull**** to me. I personally never listen to anything like this because at the end of the day we would have a whole world in panic.
shouldnt smoke anyway, rest yourself after a meal, i dont know why you would want to eat more food after having a meal and if you do the one you just had wasnt big enough but people have fruit with lunch not just as snacks.
BUT... you do what you think is right, i'll just be over here ignoring that drivel
It may be true or it may not be true but even if it's not true, you should do it anyway because it may be true.0 -
I don't know if it's true or not but I'd heard that stepping out in front of a train after a meal might also do you harm?
I'm not risking it.
I heard as long as you ate at LEAST 150g of protein before the train hits then you are good.0 -
I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.0 -
I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
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I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.
If you wear a really big belt maybe things will pop back in???
I don't have a really big belt. Maybe if I wear six small ones?0 -
Haha, I like this.
Although one genuine think that I thought was helping myself but causing more problems was brushing my teeth right after a meal. My dentist said to wait an hour because the acid in the food slightly softens tooth enamel and brushing right away can actually cause more harm than good to tooth enamel. She said wait an hour until the saliva has reduced acidity and then brush.
Well, THAT actually makes sense.
I've heard the same thing about brushing after vomiting.0 -
Should I be concerned... I've never worn a belt? Haha0
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I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
i posted this picture because you completely missed the obvious sarcastic intent of the OP.0 -
This is sooo true.
(I'm writing this from the afterlife)0 -
She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.
not a she!
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I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Also if you use hot sauce and chew your food really fine you wont get fat no matter what you eat....cause the hot sauce is so hot it just BURNS your calories away and any other calories left behind will be burnt off by chewing so dam much...it's science people back the fuk off0 -
Should I be concerned... I've never worn a belt? Haha
No but we should..... you obviously should be dead.... but aren't.... think the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is starting!!!0 -
YOLO!0
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