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    Don't do this or you'll DIE!!!!

    Posts: 16,414 Member
    edited February 3 in Chit-Chat
    It was on the Internet and it's scary, so it must be true.

    DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW
    AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL


    * Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


    * Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

    * Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.


    * Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.


    * Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


    * Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.


    * Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

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    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      *prints post and sticks on fridge*

      Thanks! I sure don't want to die!
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      *prints post and sticks on fridge*

      Thanks! I sure don't want to die!
      This is sound practice.
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.
    • Posts: 340 Member
      I'm going YOLO on this one...thinking that there are many other things we do every day that will kill you faster than these
    • Posts: 118 Member
      I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 340 Member
      I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.

      sorry to say it but you're FUKED...nice knowing ya :P
    • Posts: 999 Member
      I ate watermelon right after dinner and now i am in a coma
    • Posts: 1,360 Member

      * Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

      I do believe that you have solved all of my problems - and here I thought that fruit was a healthy alternative to desert. Forget that noise, pass the black forest cake!
    • Posts: 246 Member
      Haha, I like this.

      Although one genuine think that I thought was helping myself but causing more problems was brushing my teeth right after a meal. My dentist said to wait an hour because the acid in the food slightly softens tooth enamel and brushing right away can actually cause more harm than good to tooth enamel. She said wait an hour until the saliva has reduced acidity and then brush.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
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      sorry to say it but you're FUKED...nice knowing ya :P
      No. She knows better now. She'll start wearing her belt.
    • Posts: 599 Member
      Funny story. Some of these do apply... to dogs. xD If you exercise a greyhound or other deep chested dog after eating their intestines may actually turn over and they could die, which is horrible. Knowledge is power!
    • Posts: 900 Member
      It's Obama's fault as well as his fascist, commi, homicidal friends.
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      ooooooh yes
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      Haha, I like this.

      Although one genuine think that I thought was helping myself but causing more problems was brushing my teeth right after a meal. My dentist said to wait an hour because the acid in the food slightly softens tooth enamel and brushing right away can actually cause more harm than good to tooth enamel. She said wait an hour until the saliva has reduced acidity and then brush.

      Well, THAT actually makes sense.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      * Don't drink soda - It's basically battery acid.
    • Posts: 246 Member
      I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.

      If you wear a really big belt maybe things will pop back in???
    • Posts: 434 Member
      I'm going YOLO on this one...thinking that there are many other things we do every day that will kill you faster than these

      ate an orange after dinner.
      #yolo
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Doesn't say anything about having sex though. WIN!!!!! Everyone have sex after eating, but it must last at least one hour before you have that cigarrette.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      Doesn't say anything about having sex though. WIN!!!!! Everyone have sex after eating, but it must last at least one hour before you have that cigarrette.
      *in for hour-long sex*
    • Posts: 817 Member
      I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
    • Posts: 1,056 Member

      * Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.


      What if fruit is part of your meal? Does your stomach explode? Do you fart and burp FOREVER?
    • Posts: 246 Member
      * Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


      So would never bathing give you an awesome strong digestive system? May have to try it :smile:
    • Posts: 318
      ok, sounds like a load of bull**** to me. I personally never listen to anything like this because at the end of the day we would have a whole world in panic.

      shouldnt smoke anyway, rest yourself after a meal, i dont know why you would want to eat more food after having a meal and if you do the one you just had wasnt big enough but people have fruit with lunch not just as snacks.

      BUT... you do what you think is right, i'll just be over here ignoring that drivel
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.

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    • Posts: 7,843 Member
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      *in for hour-long sex*

      Have you had breakfast yet? :laugh:
    • Posts: 65 Member
      I don't know if it's true or not but I'd heard that stepping out in front of a train after a meal might also do you harm?

      I'm not risking it.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      ok, sounds like a load of bull**** to me. I personally never listen to anything like this because at the end of the day we would have a whole world in panic.

      shouldnt smoke anyway, rest yourself after a meal, i dont know why you would want to eat more food after having a meal and if you do the one you just had wasnt big enough but people have fruit with lunch not just as snacks.

      BUT... you do what you think is right, i'll just be over here ignoring that drivel
      It's a risk you may be willing to take. But I am not going to risk it.

      It may be true or it may not be true but even if it's not true, you should do it anyway because it may be true.
    • Posts: 246 Member
      I don't know if it's true or not but I'd heard that stepping out in front of a train after a meal might also do you harm?

      I'm not risking it.

      I heard as long as you ate at LEAST 150g of protein before the train hits then you are good.
    • Posts: 817 Member
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      Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.

      Ummm, ok.
    • Posts: 875 Member
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      Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.

      Ummm, ok.
      She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.

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