Don't do this or you'll DIE!!!!
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Great I'll say my goodbyes now then. I make overnight oats with apples. I'm doomed!!!0
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It is said that a learned one can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe...
ah, the infamous sunshine diet.
No, it's the universe diet you silly. There's nothing quite as nourishing as universe juice.0 -
Thanks, Obama!It's Obama's fault as well as his fascist, commi, homicidal friends.0 -
It doesn't say anything about pooping after a meal.
Do I have to wait an hour? Two hours? Should I go right away?
Why do people aways forget the poo instructions?:sad:
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It was on the Internet and it's scary, so it must be true.
DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW
AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL
* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.
* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.
* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.
Oh Lordy, I must already be gone then! :noway: :ohwell: Lucky for me I believe in life after! :laugh:0 -
I want Universe Juice... didn't Dr. Oz recommend it on Oprah?0
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It's true, I saw this on Dr. Oz.0
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I want Universe Juice... didn't Dr. Oz recommend it on Oprah?
Great minds! So sad that this crap is what makes us think about him...0 -
I don't know if it's true or not but I'd heard that stepping out in front of a train after a meal might also do you harm?
I'm not risking it.
omgsh it will....and to think i was going to do this after lunch0 -
Last night I replied to a post asking what stupid and dangerous things I had done in my life. I missed soooooo much! I should be dead!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:0
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I love it when people get all angry over silly stuff. :laugh:0
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You know, I think they're just going by definition here, not trying to make a diagnosis. Synonyms of narcissistic: vain, self-loving, self-admiring, self-absorbed, self-obsessed, conceited, self-centered, self-regarding, egotistic, egotistical, egoistic. I think someone who goes around saying they are damn fabulous might fit that category. Just maybe.
Or you know, maybe the "damn fabulous" was a sarcastic remark that some people just didn't get. Just maybe.
I dont know who you are...Are you following my posts too? Do I have now remembering you too?
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How come DO NOT go swimming after you eat wasn't on the list? You will get cramps and drown. My mom said so.0
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I only read the first page because I just ate and I was afraid I'd die if I continued. [read:lazy]
But I've heard that if you say YOLO after you eat, or anytime for that matter, the chances of you dying in a suspicious fiery crash increase drastically.0 -
DEATH ISN'T SILLY!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??!!!! CAPS LOCK!I love it when people get all angry over silly stuff. :laugh:
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* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.
Oh snap! Is this even possible after Thanksgiving dinner?0 -
I'm thinking about doing all of these simultaneously after my next meal.
I'll be eating strawberries and smoking in between sips of tea while sleepwalking in the bathtub with my belt loosened0 -
Don't do it!I'm thinking about doing all of these simultaneously after my next meal.
I'll be eating strawberries and smoking in between sips of tea while sleepwalking in the bathtub with my belt loosened0 -
Why are you stalking my posts?
Oh lol, hi!
No, I am not
I just don't recognize neither your name, nor the picture. It's not that memorable and I can't check every person I'm replying to.
Wow! Rude much?
Well I guess it's easy to make yourself memorable with a narcissistic personality like yours.
No, you are rude calling me narcissistic, you don't know me to make such a statement. Are you a professional shrink to make this statement?
I just explained it how it is - I don't recognize the OP, sorry but I don't pay attention to the names or pictures. There's nothing rude about this.
It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.0 -
Why are you stalking my posts?
Oh lol, hi!
No, I am not I just don't recognize neither your name, nor the picture. It's not that memorable and I can't check every person I'm replying to.
Wow! Rude much?
Well I guess it's easy to make yourself memorable with a narcissistic personality like yours.
No, you are rude calling me narcissistic, you don't know me to make such a statement. Are you a professional shrink to make this statement?
I just explained it how it is - I don't recognize the OP, sorry but I don't pay attention to the names or pictures. There's nothing rude about this.
It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.
i wonder if people from 3000 year old cultures defer to the wisdom of people from 5000 year old cultures?
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@ burro
Would that make Neanderthals smarter than Modern man?0 -
GoGlam that was hillarious, thank you SO much for a morning lol.
Which Star Trek episode is that? I thought I had seen them all.....
OH! and, funny lol gif for everyone..
Not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at this. :laugh:0 -
Don't forget how pretty she is!Why are you stalking my posts?
Oh lol, hi!
No, I am not I just don't recognize neither your name, nor the picture. It's not that memorable and I can't check every person I'm replying to.
Wow! Rude much?
Well I guess it's easy to make yourself memorable with a narcissistic personality like yours.
No, you are rude calling me narcissistic, you don't know me to make such a statement. Are you a professional shrink to make this statement?
I just explained it how it is - I don't recognize the OP, sorry but I don't pay attention to the names or pictures. There's nothing rude about this.
It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.0 -
I hate it when I die inadvertently and don't realize it. I really need to start listening to the internet to prevent it next time.0
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Why are you stalking my posts?
Oh lol, hi!
No, I am not I just don't recognize neither your name, nor the picture. It's not that memorable and I can't check every person I'm replying to.
Wow! Rude much?
Well I guess it's easy to make yourself memorable with a narcissistic personality like yours.
No, you are rude calling me narcissistic, you don't know me to make such a statement. Are you a professional shrink to make this statement?
I just explained it how it is - I don't recognize the OP, sorry but I don't pay attention to the names or pictures. There's nothing rude about this.
It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.
i wonder if people from 3000 year old cultures defer to the wisdom of people from 5000 year old cultures?
DON'T BRING MY PEOPLE INTO THIS! We want none of this.0 -
@ burro
Would that make Neanderthals smarter than Modern man?
You know, she said her culture has been doing these things for 3,000 years. Did they have belts and cigarettes 3,000 years ago?
And my father's family is Jewish, so I think my culture trumps hers.0 -
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Can I have s3x after I eat? I did last night, and it all went well, very well.0
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It's Obama's fault as well as his fascist, commi, homicidal friends.
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You will not die if you have sex after eating.Can I have s3x after I eat? I did last night, and it all went well, very well.
However, if you cannot bring yourself to type out "sex," you probably shouldn't have it at all.0
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