Calories burned during sex

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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Guys...if you think about this logically, counting calories is certainly better than reciting baseball stats.
  • mjgriff44
    mjgriff44 Posts: 47
    Would someone bite the bullet and post a ballpark figure for foreplay please?

    My guess would be half the calories burned during sex...
  • mjgriff44
    mjgriff44 Posts: 47
    so....would the foreplay also include a higher protein intake!!! lol......just saying...:smokin:
  • msstephaniejoy
    msstephaniejoy Posts: 7
    well, if hot and sweaty bikram yoga is exercise, why can't hot and sweaty sex be one too???


    LOL I'm still laughing at all the HRM comments!
  • mjgriff44
    mjgriff44 Posts: 47
    Strap on a heart monitor during your session, see how many calories you've burned and create a new exercise in the database! :drinker:
    lol....strapon...lol...:smooched:
  • ashiteru
    ashiteru Posts: 47
    LMAO!!!!!!:laugh:
  • mjgriff44
    mjgriff44 Posts: 47
    HRM gives a whole new meaning to strap on! Inappropriate? Sorry! that was funny! Im totally getting an HRM and strapping it on! Maybe even my sweat bands too! hahaha

    Go BOOM BOOM!!! Strap it,!!! lol Not inaproriate....just funny!!:love:
  • ashiteru
    ashiteru Posts: 47
    IT CAN BE A WORKOUT IF YOU ARE GETTING IT EVERY DAY! AS LONG AS YOUR ARE ENERGETIC AND CREATIVE WHILE HAVING IT! IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE A WORKOUT WHETHER ITS LIKE GARDENING OR LIKE EXTREME BOOTCAMP! SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM INBETWEEN THOSE TWO EXTREMES!

    HERES WISHING GREAT ACTIVE SEX AND MANY CALORIES BURNED WHILE DOING SO! TO EVERYONE!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Ladies...saying "I am going to get my strapon"...might spook...some...guys. Just sayin.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    baby momma has a new HRM saddle up its gonna be a long ride!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    oh my god that's awesome! I would totally wear a HRM too if i had one...wouldn't my fiance be impressed! "come on honey lets reach 160 calories burned, that's what i do on the stationary bike!" I also think it's damn funny that you're code word is "dancing" I wonder what mine is going to be...and lets be honest here, people b!tch because I want to put "cleaning the house" as a cardio work out, but they have no problem putting sex down as an option? that's insane...i do 10 sets of stairs, heavy lifting, squats, etc while cleaning the house...and it takes me two days...i have 1/2 hr of great sex and I'm allowed to count it! i say what ever makes you red in the face should be added onto your exercise...and make sure you put it under dancing :tongue:
  • NeuroticVirgo
    NeuroticVirgo Posts: 3,671 Member
    Ladies...saying "I am going to get my strapon"...might spook...some...guys. Just sayin.

    LOL That would definitely send my husband running for the hills. I wonder how many people are going to be breaking out the heart monitors tonight and logging it as "bedroom aerobics" haha
  • TiffanyLaPlante
    TiffanyLaPlante Posts: 23
    For those of us that don't have a "strap on" (lol), here is the next best thing! http://www.healthstatus.com/cgi-bin/calc/calculator.cgi
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
    Haha - I don't log it but count it as bonus calories... so I can have that square of extra dark chocolate:laugh:
  • platoon
    platoon Posts: 340
    saw this and had to share! its pretty comical!

    http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm

    LMAO!!!! Hilarious! :-)
  • JPotvin
    JPotvin Posts: 108
    Best Thread Ever! My husband is already amused by me and my HRM (I just want to be accurate with all of my workouts)...now he will REALLY have something to be amused about..."Hi Sweetie...I ate too many cookies today...I need to burn another 120 calories to stay at my calorie goal...saddle up!" Bedroom aerobics it is....love it!
  • clbiggins83
    clbiggins83 Posts: 39 Member
    don't be mad if it says you've burned 4 calories. it's better not to know. :) hahahha


    LMBOOOOOOOO..y'all are too funny...natural, did u have 2 go there LOL
  • clbiggins83
    clbiggins83 Posts: 39 Member
    Ladies...saying "I am going to get my strapon"...might spook...some...guys. Just sayin.

    ROFLLLLLLLLLL..y'all stop this right now! I am at work and trying not to scream laughing
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    if you want to count calories burned during sex you must not be getting it enough because its not a workout if its a part of your daily routine



    going to the gym is part of my daily routine, and i burn calories there...
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
    I log it (but I'll keep my code word secret thanks :blushing: ) and I log it based on my HRM. The first time it was a joke, "Let's see what you can do to my heart rate" but I always leave it on now :smooched:
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  • JPotvin
    JPotvin Posts: 108
    if you want to count calories burned during sex you must not be getting it enough because its not a workout if its a part of your daily routine



    going to the gym is part of my daily routine, and i burn calories there...

    Agreed :)
  • smithbuddy
    smithbuddy Posts: 9
    http://www.healthstatus.com/cgi-bin/calc/calculator.cgi
  • sarahsmall
    sarahsmall Posts: 14 Member
    "Baby, get out the heart rate monitor cause I'm gonna rock your world!"

    This made me LOL!

    My MIL and Mom are on MFP so no logging it for me. ;) I don't count it, along with housework. They are bonus calories.
  • zenzoes
    zenzoes Posts: 187
    Oh I know we burn cals like crazy :) Always starving afterwords lol
  • gambitsgurl
    gambitsgurl Posts: 632 Member
    If you go back to one of my first weeks it has sex listed. But that was one of the times I actually DID something. The first time I had my bodybugg on was another time my husband was happy to have something actually interactive lmao

    ;-)
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I think to be fair, if you count sex in your activities, you have to claim any extra protein in your food list....
  • jdsouthernbelle
    jdsouthernbelle Posts: 274
    Have the mental image of both my boyfriend and I strapping on the HRMs and going at it. Hilarious! But I really can see us getting a wild hair and doing it just to see. So romantic :tongue:

    "Baby, get out the heart rate monitor cause I'm gonna rock your world!"

    That is awesome! I had to LOL at this one!
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
    I think to be fair, if you count sex in your activities, you have to claim any extra protein in your food list....

    Depends on whether you swallow or absorb, I'm thinking absorption doesn't count as it doesn't get digested...lmao:smokin:
  • skinnyack
    skinnyack Posts: 683
    Protein measuring... I'm picturing me and all my measuring cups and it's getting messy... :noway:

    Unreal- you guys have me rolling. MFP is the BEST!
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