Low Maintenance Women

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member

    in all seriousness, no, the OP was not in the slightest bit demeaning. it was actually nice because you said more than 2% of us don't need extra help!

    I found that to be the most demeaning part actually....

    I don't think anyone NEEDS makeup. I wear it to look professional (which is it's own issue) and because it makes me feel good, but I don't think I look like a hideous monster without it or that require it to go about my day as usual.

    I'll just link you to it: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1103866-do-you-men-really-want-a-low-maintenance-woman
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    in all seriousness, no, the OP was not in the slightest bit demeaning. it was actually nice because you said more than 2% of us don't need extra help!

    I found that to be the most demeaning part actually....

    I don't think anyone NEEDS makeup. I wear it to look professional (which is it's own issue) and because it makes me feel good, but I don't think I look like a hideous monster without it or that require it to go about my day as usual.

    Take up that issue with the OP of the other thread. Her words, not mine.
  • eleanorblack
    eleanorblack Posts: 25 Member
    Ten minutes I reckon - 20 with a shower! Mind you I don't wear make-up or blow dry my hair - my face is fine as it is thanks! Brush teeth, brush hair, put on clothes, good to go :-)
  • I can be showered, dressed and out the door in 15 minutes if I absolutely have to be.

    Doing my hair consists of putting in gel and scrunching the curls.

    Doing my make-up when I'm crunched for time consists of throwing on some blush, mascara and lipstick.

    I can grab my jewelry on my way out of the bedroom and put it on in the car.

    I typically know ahead of time what I'm going to wear out so there's no need to go through drawers and try on dozens of outfits.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    I am wondering how many of you think of yourself as low maintenance in terms of getting ready. I am going to arbitrarily throw out 30 minutes to get ready, sans shower, as the low maintenance threshold. The other thread said that only 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need much assistance, but I disagree.

    So how many of you are able to achieve this?

    Personally, it COMPLETELY depends on the occasion.
    If I'm going to see a movie, I can be ready in 20 minutes.
    But if I'm going out for an event of some kind, birthday party, social gathering on the town.. I like to take my time and get pretty, so that's more like 45 minutes.

    I don't have like a 'blanket' time I take, it just depends on what the event is, which influences how much effort I put into my appearance.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Wow with 30 minutes I can even find socks that match.
  • I can be ready in 30 minutes with a shower that includes shaving my legs, applying make up and usually drying my hair. I can't begin to imagine what takes someone so long to get ready.
    Moisturise, dry hair, straighten hair, create hairstyle, make up takes me about 45 mins as i love eye makeup an lashes and this takes a while
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    Funny! Seems like you been shopping in the High Maintenance Store... I know for sure I am low maintenance since I am in out and in the car in 27 minutes. That includes: S.S.S. & get my food ready...

    It takes me 27 minutes just for one of the S's. You guess which!
  • The joke in my house is that it takes my husband longer to get ready than me. After raising 3 kids while working full-time, I was
    used to getting ready quickly. Still doesn't take that long. Heck 30 minutes would have been a luxury!!! :wink:
  • You all are LIARS / Delusional. 30 mins to a woman is really 90 min real time. Take it form a guy who has spent plenty of Friday and Saturday nights waiting and "READY" to go out (even though I got ready after you were already out of the shower).

    And YES you look good when you finally emerge from the bathroom but I think you would have looked the same if you only spent half the time it took you.

    Maybe they were stalling because they just weren't into you.

    ^^ Yup.

    Although I do have friends who are on the high maintenance side and take forever to get dressed.

    I know how long it's going to take me to shower. I know how long it's going to take me to get ready. If I'm in the kind of mood where I just want to take my time and putz around while I get ready I tack on extra time for that.

    When my husband says we are leaving to go somewhere at X time I'm ready fifteen minutes before.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.

    Being forced to shave my head every three days makes me hate women.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Sans shower, I can be ready in about 15-20 minutes.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Wow with 30 minutes I can even find socks that match.

    QFT. I can even match my underwear to my outfit with 30 minutes
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Funny! Seems like you been shopping in the High Maintenance Store... I know for sure I am low maintenance since I am in out and in the car in 27 minutes. That includes: S.S.S. & get my food ready...

    It takes me 27 minutes just for one of the S's. You guess which!

    :laugh: It takes me 30 minutes from bed to door, and that probably takes the largest share of time. Hahaha
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    I need AT LEAST 5-20 minutes to drag my butt out of bed if it is not a boot camp morning.. 8 min shower (yes I've timed it many moons ago in a battle with roomies); 10 min get dressed and make up - if I even bother that day, and I usually don't bother blow drying my hair; 10 mins to pack lunchbox and make coffee; 5 mins to say hello/goodbye to the pets and family!

    TBH though, getting up/ready for gym or bc? 5 mins wake up, 3 mins scarf down food, 4 mins in shower, 5 mins dressing :S

    If I'm blow drying my hair and doing make up, add 40 minutes.
  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.

    Bald + dude who doesn't appear to wear makeup in thread = you wouldn't use women's hair and makeup times as a measure of how long your hair and makeup might take.

    Not a bald hater. Bald heads are good for licking. It's sometimes hard to stay away from petting them when I'm on the subway.

    And I will refer my anger to the other OP although I still don't really think it requires said research.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'm high maintenance from a get-ready-to-go standpoint if I'm going to work or going "out". Any other time I can be ready to roll in like 15 minutes. Maybe 20 if I gotta *kitten* before I leave.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.

    Being forced to shave my head every three days makes me hate women.

    *sniff sniff* Is that privilege I smell?
  • nathotte
    nathotte Posts: 51 Member
    30 min sans shower... I have time for a 15-20 min nap in that time frame.... 30 min i'd have my shower done and all (usually about 25 min to fully get ready shower, dress, makeup and hair......)
  • I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    Yeah, you sound sane.
  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
    Less than ten minutes to get ready for me, unless I want to be all fancy (more than just letting my curly hair do its thing and more than just a little mascara and eyebrow filler), in which case it takes me around twenty minutes. Add 10-15 minutes for a shower, but that's it.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.

    Bald + dude who doesn't appear to wear makeup in thread = you wouldn't use women's hair and makeup times as a measure of how long your hair and makeup might take.

    Not a bald hater. Bald heads are good for licking. It's sometimes hard to stay away from petting them when I'm on the subway.

    And I will refer my anger to the other OP although I still don't really think it requires said research.

    Again, it was a curiosity. :laugh:

    But if you are still angry with me, I am sure there are ways we can burn that off. :wink:


    *Can of worms is now....OPEN!!!!!* :devil::laugh:
  • It wouldnt take me so long to get ready if I didnt dance and sing the whole time i did makeup and hair!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member

    It was mostly the IDGAF part that makes you seem unnecessarily angry. And the OP was about women who consider themselves Low Maintenance and how long getting ready takes them. I wasn't saying that you must get ready in any allotted time nor that they cater to anyone other than you.

    Ooops. Well yes, I suppose IDGAF seems a bit aggressive. I suppose I just associate it with Nicki Minaj flipping her hair back or Janelle Monae dancing across a screen.

    If you weren't saying that women should meet a certain standard to be "low maintenance" or that women should be "low maintenance" then why as a bald man who I would presume doesn't wear makeup, would you care how long it takes ladies to get ready? Hmm?

    Because I disagreed with the other thread's assertion that roughly 2% of women are naturally pretty enough to not need to get dolled up everyday. And just simple curiosity really. I am a little surprised that some of the women here can get ready in less time than I can.

    Though, I am not sure what my lack of hair has anything to do with this thread.

    you are a bald demeaning person. GTFO.

    Being forced to shave my head every three days makes me hate women.

    *sniff sniff* Is that privilege I smell?

    I bathe in privelege.
  • I hit the shower at 7:20 and I'm out the door at 8:10.....
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    that 30 min or hour shower says big water bill LOL
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Getting ready for what?

    A normal day? I can do in 20 mins easy.

    A night out? Yes I can rush it, but I don't want to, part of it is to get ready leisurely. I want a nice long bath, time to do my hair and make up slowly, enjoy a drink, listen to music, paint my nails, choose my jewellery and outfit.

    ETA: every week day in one hour I: get my kids up, wash and dress the youngest as well as myself, do breakfast for 4, wash the dishes, vacumn the dining room and kitchen, make up 2 lunch boxes and put a load in the washing machine...and usually some other stuff, depending on what's necessary
  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member

    Again, it was a curiosity. :laugh:

    But if you are still angry with me, I am sure there are ways we can burn that off. :wink:


    *Can of worms is now....OPEN!!!!!* :devil::laugh:

    Pfffft!!!!

    You think there's a can of worms to open with that one?

    IN FOR HATE F*CKING!!!
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    I can be out the door in 10 minutes... in a cute outfit, hair brushed, smelling pretty and makeup.....