Favourite Family Guy quote/moment/episode

I love the Cleveland/Loretta Quagmire episode where Peter gets his CPR certification suspended for misusing it. Who else would that ever happen to but Peter? Lol.

Surfin' Bird is my favorite episode. Of the kitchen scene where Peter melts down.

I also like the episode where Stewie goes to England to find the Jolly Farm Revue. I love when he leaves the letter for Brian about him finding a missing button that he doesn't know what it goes to. I love how long he goes on about the button.

This:

'Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Goodbye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Louis gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left it on the top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm.... Im sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm... It's not a horrible sweater. Its.... Its just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it ya know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll..... Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm... Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might get chilly in london, I'm actually going to take the sweater.'

beleive it or not, my fav bits are really early. like my all time favourite scene is s1 ep 1

where he says to the judge "I was gonna take it back (the welfare cheque), but my favourite episode of diff'rent strokes was on, where arnold and dudley get molested by the bike shop guy"

cut to diff'rent strokes.
"ok you guys, i want to scream really loud at my *kitten*"

Gigedy, gigedy, gigedy.

The full blown AIDS song, I sing it more than I should

Lois: I love you Peter
Peter: and I've grown quite fond of you too Lois.

I use that one on my wife once in a while, She doesn't take it too well

Or

Brian and Stewie go to an alternate universe where religion never existed so science has advanced. They see Meg walking down the street looking like a supermodel, still with the hat though. Stewie says, "She's still one of the ugly ones. If you saw Lois, you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair"

Kills me every time I see that episode

Meg: Don't mind me you guys, I'm just writing a letter to my boyfriend. Dear, my boyfriend, thank you for making out with me recently, on purpose. That was cool. Those flowers that you totally sent me, were really pretty. Just like you said I am. Love, Meg.

I love so many as well! These stand out at the moment.

Love the one with Brian and Stewie in the house with walkie Talkie's. and Brian isnt saying "over". lol

Also the one with Peter prostate exam. Thinks the Dr. has raped him. smdh

The one where Brian owes Stewie money.

All the ones with James Woods or the Mayor.

The one where Joe can walk again and they end up shooting him in spine because he becomes super annoying. Terrible

Oh and when Quagmire discovers internet porn and the guys go looking for him at his house. That strong arm had me dying :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The one where Peter hurts his leg and sits this doing that gasping thing for like a whole minute. It's genius and torturous. It may be my favorite moment, but I hate watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBl_XIUzgQ

The Shawshank Redemption remake when Boggs (Joe) got beat up... they said "Boggs will never walk again, and Andy's farts will never make a sound again"... and then a wind noise... hilarious!!!

Omg, seen them all!

I love when Stewie beats up Bryan gangster style when Brian doesn't have his money!

Anytime Cleveland falls out of his tub!

Petoria.

The episode with all the Mexican workers @ the Pewterschmitts

Meg makes Brian a pube pie and tells him there's a piece of her inside him, then Stewie eats it.

I can go on all day... prob be back!

Love family guy.

Stewie Just Said That.

Stewie is mad at his babysitter cause he likes her and she invites her boyfriend over. I love the rant from him:

"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy *kitten* with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder! "

When long lost twins meet for the first time:

"Trade house keys, bang each other's wife."