Crazy "B"s - What do you look for in a man?
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Oh and a men with an extensive knife collection, unsecured guns, and a supply of lime.0
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Oh and a men with an extensive knife collection, unsecured guns, and a supply of lime.
Oh well, I do have all three.
BTW, that pineapple thing is legit? I've been meaning to ask some gay dudes.0 -
Oh and a men with an extensive knife collection, unsecured guns, and a supply of lime.
Oh well, I do have all three.
BTW, that pineapple thing is legit? I've been meaning to ask some gay dudes.
It works for women too drink a lot and you'll be as sweet as pineapple creampie. He wont mind leftovers then.0 -
had a bat crazy ex who had a thing for strawberries, that worked.0
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Loves his mother
Opens doors and pulls out chairs
Gets my sense of humor
Understands that my gay male bff and I are closer than twins
Likes sports0 -
Recently, MFP user aae2808 inquired,
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1103913-follow-up-q-do-you-men-want-a-crazy-b-tchTOPIC: Follow up Q - do you men want a Crazy B!tch
I very much enjoyed the thread, but I'm curious. If you are indeed a completely loopy broad - whether manic pixie dream girl or full-blown Fatal Attraction - what is it that you look for in a prospective object of unhealthy fixation?
Looking forward to improving my crazygame,
-DC
Sadly, this post paled in comparison to its sister thread about high maintenance women. I think you could gain some knowledge there. . .Or at least start to suspect who comes with a little extra crazy.0 -
I also find it quite convenient where the screen name character restriction cuts yours off. I would never have known there was a "tail" at the end of it and just assumed another intention..0
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He puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose, again.
Bahahahaha!
One sentence:
it ain't gonna spank itself.0 -
If the *kitten* is fat.0
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I also find it quite convenient where the screen name character restriction cuts yours off. I would never have known there was a "tail" at the end of it and just assumed another intention..
This is a coincidence. It used to look worse and the mods let me change it.
Although the high maintenance thing, that's not really crazy so much as extremely self centered I think. Trust me I researched that one and was following it quite closely.
Thank you for your contributions to the scholarship here at MFP.0 -
If the *kitten* is fat.
Welp, you have a point there. LOL
But you know what they say... big girls do more "stuff" hahahahahaha0 -
A riding crop, soft rope, and a commanding voice. Oh and a strong grip.
Wait, what?
QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.0 -
QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
You should see me go ape in GTA 5. This new cop AI is something else.0 -
*takes notes, especially on the angry gamer chick*0
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He should have marginal self esteem and a huge wallet.0
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Money, a corvette and over 40.
....except I keep forgetting to follow through on the money and corvette part....0 -
QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
You should see me go ape in GTA 5. This new cop AI is something else.
It really is. I never played a lot of GTA but after playing GTA 5, I'm thinking I've been missing out.*takes notes, especially on the angry gamer chick*
I'll post some of my rage moments on my feed next time, so you can see them.
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QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
You should see me go ape in GTA 5. This new cop AI is something else.
It really is. I never played a lot of GTA but after playing GTA 5, I'm thinking I've been missing out.*takes notes, especially on the angry gamer chick*
I'll post some of my rage moments on my feed next time, so you can see them.
Not really, if this is your only GTA, you've come at a great time. This is the pinnacle of the series. Honestly.0 -
I'm a brat, not the other "B" word, does that count? If so, I want what I want when I want it.
ETA: its usually sex.0 -
Dark hair, blue eyes and for his benefit being deaf would be a good trait cause I can talk some *kitten* xx 0
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I'm a bed wetter ladies!!0
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Large wallet - short lifespan.0
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Something like this...
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QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
You should see me go ape in GTA 5. This new cop AI is something else.
It really is. I never played a lot of GTA but after playing GTA 5, I'm thinking I've been missing out.*takes notes, especially on the angry gamer chick*
I'll post some of my rage moments on my feed next time, so you can see them.
Not really, if this is your only GTA, you've come at a great time. This is the pinnacle of the series. Honestly.
Perfect. I love when I reach the climax of something immediately!
Get your minds out of the gutter. 0 -
Far too much normal detected. Response in full sentences and well-reasoned. GTFO.
Dude she expects you to "eat her leftovers" especially if it "starts going bad."
U mite wish 2 retink dis.
like you even check the best by date.0 -
A really nice pin stripe suit and an impeccable underwear collection.
"A really nice pin stripe suit and an impeccable underwear collection."
Define "impeccable"?
.........Random styles..........variety of colors......curious.0 -
Far too much normal detected. Response in full sentences and well-reasoned. GTFO.
Dude she expects you to "eat her leftovers" especially if it "starts going bad."
U mite wish 2 retink dis.
like you even check the best by date.
Nah, I don't. I just have a quick look and as long as it looks alright . . .0 -
A riding crop, soft rope, and a commanding voice. Oh and a strong grip.
Wait, what?
QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
True story time: Beginning of MoP, I'm playing on Mannoroth US (I've since moved to a PVE server. I get too angry.) Some dbag level 89 frost mage jumps my poor level 85 druid and basically shatters me into a million pieces. The rage is immediate and overwhelming BUT the only 90 I had at the stage was a Holy/Disc priest.
But I wasn't going to let this crap stand, cause screw that!
So I run into the bedroom, wake up my husband (It's about...3 in the morning) make him get out of bed and get onto his rogue. And then I watch gleefully as he kills that mage over and over and over and over, taking him out every time he resurrects until he finally makes it close enough to his faction's town that it wasn't worth chasing him anymore.
I take being ganked very seriously.0 -
A riding crop, soft rope, and a commanding voice. Oh and a strong grip.
Wait, what?
QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:
Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.
True story time: Beginning of MoP, I'm playing on Mannoroth US (I've since moved to a PVE server. I get too angry.) Some dbag level 89 frost mage jumps my poor level 85 druid and basically shatters me into a million pieces. The rage is immediate and overwhelming BUT the only 90 I had at the stage was a Holy/Disc priest.
But I wasn't going to let this crap stand, cause screw that!
So I run into the bedroom, wake up my husband (It's about...3 in the morning) make him get out of bed and get onto his rogue. And then I watch gleefully as he kills that mage over and over and over and over, taking him out every time he resurrects until he finally makes it close enough to his faction's town that it wasn't worth chasing him anymore.
I take being ganked very seriously.
And this is why it's fun to be a rogue.0 -
True story time: Beginning of MoP, I'm playing on Mannoroth US (I've since moved to a PVE server. I get too angry.) Some dbag level 89 frost mage jumps my poor level 85 druid and basically shatters me into a million pieces. The rage is immediate and overwhelming BUT the only 90 I had at the stage was a Holy/Disc priest.
But I wasn't going to let this crap stand, cause screw that!
So I run into the bedroom, wake up my husband (It's about...3 in the morning) make him get out of bed and get onto his rogue. And then I watch gleefully as he kills that mage over and over and over and over, taking him out every time he resurrects until he finally makes it close enough to his faction's town that it wasn't worth chasing him anymore.
I take being ganked very seriously.
Bwahahahahaha this is the best story. I would totally do that too. Die MoFO!!0
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