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Why water is making you fat

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I've lost 94lb's and increased my water Intake drastically so should I stop drinking water and become dehydrated and die? No I didn't think so either.

    Don't sell that snake oil here sir.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    That doesn't even factor how flamable you are with all that hydrogen inside of you.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    That doesn't even factor how flamable you are with all that hydrogen inside of you.

    Dont light a match there is water everywere man lol
  • losing4799
    losing4799 Posts: 83
    Wtf is happening in here

    Motherf*ckin science
    lol
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    That doesn't even factor how flamable you are with all that hydrogen inside of you.

    No that isn't a problem because fire burns calories.
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
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  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    inb4 Flouridated water
  • thesevolatiletimes
    thesevolatiletimes Posts: 59 Member
    Do you guys know that 100% of people struggling with obesity drink water? The numbers don't lie. Water can only be made safe by mixing it with slim fast

    NO. You got it all wrong! 100 % of people struggling with obesity drink water.......but water can only be safe if you mix it with Slim Fast, AND drink 5,000 gallons of diet Coke a year while eating out at McDonalds. Without that diet Coke, the Slim Fast and water are just lyke, ~not absorbed~. ;D
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member

    You would be interested in my new book 'Helium Makes You Lighter-The Tapeworm Diet.'

    OK ... you just made me spit my Oatmeal all over the table.

    I am warning you .. if you do a "heavy" metals thread on Mercury, Plutonium, and Cobalt i will officially lose it LOL!

    (Anyone with a name with Mutant" in it has got to be funny!)
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    bahahahaha you are freaking hilarious..

    I believe I am safe as I combine whiskey with my water to get rid of the chemicals....
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    This thread has made me very happy lol... Thanks for the morning amusement, if only people realized how many of the threads on here we're equally ludicrous :)
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Do you guys know that 100% of people struggling with obesity drink water? The numbers don't lie. Water can only be made safe by mixing it with slim fast

    NO. You got it all wrong! 100 % of people struggling with obesity drink water.......but water can only be safe if you mix it with Slim Fast, AND drink 5,000 gallons of diet Coke a year while eating out at McDonalds. Without that diet Coke, the Slim Fast and water are just lyke, ~not absorbed~. ;D

    i only thought water was safe if you blend it with ketones..?
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
    stupid. That is all.
  • JingleMuffin
    JingleMuffin Posts: 543 Member

    Now, I'm much more smarter at sciencing than all of you people

    this. and i love you
  • Christina8585
    Christina8585 Posts: 73 Member
    what if I sub water with beer???:drinker:
  • rgunn02
    rgunn02 Posts: 169 Member
    That doesn't even factor how flamable you are with all that hydrogen inside of you.

    ^LOL^
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
    'Much more smarter' is a term used in the academic community meaning I am better a doing smart and sciencing with my brain than you are because you are stupid


    YA WHATEVER. I drink water and lot of it, imagine that AND I'M NOT FAT. I think you need more to do that's what I think.
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
    I'm going to start drinking helium, if my insides are like that of a balloon.

    You would be interested in my new book 'Helium Makes You Lighter-The Tapeworm Diet.'
    "Tapeworm Diet.....???" ARE YOU SICK? I certainly think so.......OMG.
  • losing4799
    losing4799 Posts: 83
    I think my company are pumping artificial Air Fats into the air conditioning system.

    Are you employed by Satan by any chance...:devil:
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