Dear Men:

Please respect the personal space and humanness of the women out in the world. If you are angry or frustrated about something (as in customer service situations), please keep your distance and watch your approach. The world may be a bit of better place because you did.

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

Because I feel some of your mothers may have failed to emphasize this in your gentlemanliness training (as evidenced in my life and not these forums), I would just like to say: When you are angry and you think you are justified, Back the F off. Chivalry is not dead unless you kill it.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

So now that you've ground your axe and flung it at all the guys here... what is the anticipated backlash?

do you not think they've got anything to complain about in life? Do you want them all to start?

Don't poke the tiger woman. leave it asleep.

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Please respect the personal space and humanness of the women out in the world. If you are angry or frustrated about something (as in customer service situations), please keep your distance and watch your approach. The world may be a bit of better place because you did.

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

Because I feel some of your mothers may have failed to emphasize this in your gentlemanliness training (as evidenced in my life and not these forums), I would just like to say: When you are angry and you think you are justified, Back the F off. Chivalry is not dead unless you kill it.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

So now that you've ground your axe and flung it at all the guys here... what is the anticipated backlash?

do you not think they've got anything to complain about in life? Do you want them all to start?

Don't poke the tiger woman. leave it asleep.

show previous quotes

Please respect the personal space and humanness of the women out in the world. If you are angry or frustrated about something (as in customer service situations), please keep your distance and watch your approach. The world may be a bit of better place because you did.

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

Because I feel some of your mothers may have failed to emphasize this in your gentlemanliness training (as evidenced in my life and not these forums), I would just like to say: When you are angry and you think you are justified, Back the F off. Chivalry is not dead unless you kill it.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

So now that you've ground your axe and flung it at all the guys here... what is the anticipated backlash?

do you not think they've got anything to complain about in life? Do you want them all to start?

Don't poke the tiger woman. leave it asleep.

Reminded me of this:

http://judgyb itch.com/2013/09/17/what-would-happen-if-no-men-showed-up-for-work-today/

(You'll have to kill the unnecesary space in the URL for it to work.)

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OP, I don't know what injustice you endured today..

...but I'm in to find out the outcome and consequences of this thread.

I predict gifs before long.

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Please respect the personal space and humanness of the women out in the world. If you are angry or frustrated about something (as in customer service situations), please keep your distance and watch your approach. The world may be a bit of better place because you did.

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

Because I feel some of your mothers may have failed to emphasize this in your gentlemanliness training (as evidenced in my life and not these forums), I would just like to say: When you are angry and you think you are justified, Back the F off. Chivalry is not dead unless you kill it.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

So now that you've ground your axe and flung it at all the guys here... what is the anticipated backlash?

do you not think they've got anything to complain about in life? Do you want them all to start?

Don't poke the tiger woman. leave it asleep.

Reminded me of this:

http://judgyb itch.com/2013/09/17/what-would-happen-if-no-men-showed-up-for-work-today/

(You'll have to kill the unnecesary space in the URL for it to work.)

That was one hell of a read!

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OP, I don't know what injustice you endured today..

...but I'm in to find out the outcome and consequences of this thread.

I predict gifs before long.

show previous quotes

Please respect the personal space and humanness of the women out in the world. If you are angry or frustrated about something (as in customer service situations), please keep your distance and watch your approach. The world may be a bit of better place because you did.

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

Because I feel some of your mothers may have failed to emphasize this in your gentlemanliness training (as evidenced in my life and not these forums), I would just like to say: When you are angry and you think you are justified, Back the F off. Chivalry is not dead unless you kill it.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

So now that you've ground your axe and flung it at all the guys here... what is the anticipated backlash?

do you not think they've got anything to complain about in life? Do you want them all to start?

Don't poke the tiger woman. leave it asleep.

Don't worry, Korra's got this.

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OP, I don't know what injustice you endured today..

...but I'm in to find out the outcome and consequences of this thread.

I predict gifs before long.

In for Star Wars.

I take it you encountered my ex boyfriend from my early 30's. :frown: He must have come into your store... May the force be with you.. Think, what would Joda Jedi Master tell you what to do about it... Insert Yoda gif right here...

Dear Customer Service Situation Person,

Please respect that customers are in your retail environment to spend money buy purchasing various products. Whilst doing so, it is common for these aforementioned consumers, to have queries about products and/or services offered within your place of work. If you get angry because a customer has the cheek to ask a question, please count to three and remember this is a customer service situation. Shopping would really be a bit of a better experience because you did.

We, as customers, instinctively know that you hate us, so when you get close enough to be asked a question and respond by acting unhelpfully, some customers become cross. Others of must refrain from telling you just how useless you really are.

Since I feel some of your customer service training may have failed sink in, resulting in a failure to understand the notion of providing service to customers, I would like to say: When you get angry because a customer has presented a situation that requires you to provide customer service, take a deep breath and try to work out the association between working in customer services and providing service to customers. Customer service is not dead unless you kill it...and if you do kill it, eventually your company will go bankrupt and you'll be unemployed.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.

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OP, I don't know what injustice you endured today..

...but I'm in to find out the outcome and consequences of this thread.

I predict gifs before long.

Dear everyone.

If you're having a bad day, mentally picture a T.Rex trying to put on a bowler hat.

This has been a public service announcement.

Now I have an image of Barney the Dinosaur and the theme tune stuck in my head...no customer service there!

Also:

We as women instinctively know that you could harm us, so when you get close to us and act aggressively, some of us become intimidated. Others of us must consciously refrain from kicking your *kitten*.

I'm betting that you are not one of the ones who must refrain from *kitten* kicking... unless whining about people on an internet forum is what passes for *kitten* kicking these days, that is... in which case -