looking for some freaky friends

ILoveTheBrowns · October 2013

i need a girl to teach me how to be freaky and kinky.....hands on teaching...with visual aids

beepermad · October 2013

...the **** is going on in here?

whierd · October 2013

no exact definition, anything kinky, pervey, freaky, fascinating, ya know

I'm a married lady too ;-)

I think I will pass...

Best of luck though.

TheSlorax · October 2013

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk · October 2013

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

arghbowl · October 2013

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I fetch my mail in my tight undies on a busy intersection. Does it count?

This just made me laugh out loud in my office. Thank you for that.

Sorry, not really freaky unless you count being super flexible as such...

Proof?

TheSlorax · October 2013

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finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk · October 2013

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finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

da_bears10089 · October 2013

GoRunNow74 · October 2013

yes

PolkaDot_Princess · October 2013

loving this thread, i knew you wouldn't disapoint!

PolkaDot_Princess · October 2013

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

and look at that mama we were already friends! I guess it was meant to be

ldrosophila · October 2013

like golden showers on your face freak or pink furry hand cuff freak?

NYactor1 · October 2013

That's what MFP is for...my freaky pal, right? Application is in the mail!

Mia_RagazzaTosta · October 2013

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finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

As do I :drinker:

ANDRE_DOE · October 2013

Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

dbmata · October 2013

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apply within :-)

define the process of applying "within"

send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

admit it... you're jealous!

That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.

Jacwhite22 · October 2013

Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

How YOU doin? You don't mind being the little spoon right?

:flowerforyou:

TheSlorax · October 2013

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finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

As do I :drinker:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk · October 2013

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apply within :-)

define the process of applying "within"

send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

admit it... you're jealous!

That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.

I bet she loved the raging UTI she got too!

islander_2013 · October 2013

call me mr freaky

ANDRE_DOE · October 2013

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Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

How YOU doin? You don't mind being the little spoon right? :flowerforyou:

cant sleep, Im horny and I miss my parking spot

delicious_cocktail · October 2013

One time my wife and I left the lights on.

markiend · October 2013

Define "freak"...and then we'll talk....

85% of mfp posters :drinker:

dbmata · October 2013

I bet she loved the raging UTI she got too!

Who knows, never saw her again. HAH!

People do amazing things for free stuff.

donthesitate · October 2013

Im in

Alex_is_Hawks · October 2013

if you have to ask....you don't know....you just do not know

Elheffe99 · October 2013

This is a win for sure

_Krys10_ · October 2013

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apply within :-)

define the process of applying "within"

send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

admit it... you're jealous!

That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.

That is gross

Quasita · October 2013

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The good thing about extra skin from weight loss is that it makes suspension easier. Lots of flesh for those hooks

:noway:

my thoughts exactly! :noway: :sad: :noway:

Hey, this is about getting freaky, and can't be all PG freak all the time! :P

looking for some freaky friends

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