Things I get unreasonably angry about.

slow walking people at the mall/grocery/sidewalks.

and driving

underpants gnomes.

People who make it a lifestyle to live off the system.
This girl at work, I can't stand her, just typing this makes me clench my teeth, she thinks she's so wise and together, but she's an annoying whiner who's a hypochondriac bordering on having munchaussen's by proxy.
People who burn rubber to pull out In front of me, then go 5 miles below speed limit, even though there are no cars behind me.
People who drive the speed limit in the passing lane on the Interstate like its their own personal lane.
People at the grocery store who loudly discuss every (overly processed) food item before they put it in their cart.

Kids squishing insects!

People who reply with "uh-huh" or any other like term when I say "thank you"
Double pissed off points if I'm saying it to someone I'm buying something from like checking out at a store.

Actually those without proper social manners in general.

Also, stick figure family car stickers...not even sure why they make me rage.

I got a phone call the other evening … "There's something wrong with your windows computer" (yes, I know it's a scam). He told me it was impossible when I said I don't have Windows on my computers. I hung up and he CALLED ME BACK! :noway: And his words were "why did you hang up? Are you stupid?" :explode: Yeah, I lost it then and really yelled at him.
(If they call again, I'm going to play dumb and ask if they're finally sending someone to wash my windows).

Oh, and the people that keep calling "trying to collect a debt" for an account we're current on (verified through the actual company).

So I guess I get unreasonably angry about scams?

When people say aviator picture when they mean avatar.

People who get you're/your, hear/here, we're/where etc mixed up. If it wasn't for the internet I'd never have to encounter their stupidity.

When people say avatar sunglasses when they mean aviator.

Husband's cat.

Screaming toddlers at restaurants. Not the crying type of scream. The shrieking, shrill, high pitched screaming every few seconds. The kids aren't even upset, they're just screaming for no reason.

^^^ Parents of said kids who don't try to correct the behavior.

In-laws.

When next door neighbors act like our backyards are a shared space and let their dogs roam how they please to **** in our yard.

I'm actually unreasonably optimistic the majority of the time.

If something pisses me off, I go shooting.

Wonder why there are no more squirrels on my property???

Debbie downers. I have a friend that will try to bring everyone down in some way or disagree and give their own opinion based on something you said or diss your gym because hers is better. I say "I like my gym"

This irritates the hell out of me as well. One of my closest friends is like this, and her name actually is Debbie! lol. And I call her *kitten* out on it all of the time. But she is a kickass person in many other ways that outweigh this flaw.

Definitely traffic
When the stupid dj's interrupt a song every 10 seconds to say something or sing along. No I don't want to hear you. I want to hear the music. Grr!
People who never use their blinker (It can be amazingly helpful!!)
Attention *kitten* (One uppers)
Divas (Those that think they are above something)

I used to love tanning on the beach on Jamaica and listening to IRIE FM and getting such a kick out of the dj interjections...

I got a phone call the other evening … "There's something wrong with your windows computer" (yes, I know it's a scam). He told me it was impossible when I said I don't have Windows on my computers. I hung up and he CALLED ME BACK! :noway: And his words were "why did you hang up? Are you stupid?" :explode: Yeah, I lost it then and really yelled at him.
(If they call again, I'm going to play dumb and ask if they're finally sending someone to wash my windows).

Oh, and the people that keep calling "trying to collect a debt" for an account we're current on (verified through the actual company).

So I guess I get unreasonably angry about scams?

When people do this to my mother, she pulls one of these, "Oh my God! I am so glad that you called! I have been trapped in this house all day, and I am so lonely!" She then starts listing any and every annoying old lady issue that she can think of in full detail until they hang up. These calls are normally pretty short. I love my mother! I obviously inherited my sense of humor from her.

The current antics of our President, Senate and House! Throw the bums out and start over!!

I got a phone call the other evening … "There's something wrong with your windows computer" (yes, I know it's a scam). He told me it was impossible when I said I don't have Windows on my computers. I hung up and he CALLED ME BACK! :noway: And his words were "why did you hang up? Are you stupid?" :explode: Yeah, I lost it then and really yelled at him.
(If they call again, I'm going to play dumb and ask if they're finally sending someone to wash my windows).

Oh, and the people that keep calling "trying to collect a debt" for an account we're current on (verified through the actual company).

So I guess I get unreasonably angry about scams?

When people do this to my mother, she pulls one of these, "Oh my God! I am so glad that you called! I have been trapped in this house all day, and I am so lonely!" She then starts listing any and every annoying old lady issue that she can think of in full detail until they hang up. These calls are normally pretty short. I love my mother! I obviously inherited my sense of humor from her.

that is good :drinker:

The sound of flip flops slappin' on the bottom of peoples' feet! Slap, slap, slap. Hate it!