Do not eat sandwiches
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Depending on the age, agility, and how the kitten was brought up and trained, CATS are natural born KILLERS of sandwiches!
GO KITTY! :bigsmile:
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In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:
Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!
ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
All acids are bad? Even Amino?
Well they call the dangerous drug LSD acid, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
urm what about citric acid, so you cant eat fruit either now? hate to break it to you but they put chemicals in the water too to stop there being bacteria in it so unless you dont want to drink water either..... you're gunna get chemicals from somewhere0 -
OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.0
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OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.
I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!0 -
This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts0
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OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.
I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!
I was going off of the initial page - not going to sift through several pages.0 -
This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts
Wow you waited a whole year to make a first post?? Good for you...:flowerforyou: .
However, you just missed us on a Whole Thread Face Palm
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This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts
Sounds dangerous to me. I know someone who slipped and broke his neck on frozen dihydrogen monoxide. You've been warned.0 -
Just making a sweeping generalisation here.
But one would think that failure of certain persons to recognise satire even after only reading the very first post in this thread would maybe lead one to believe that certain persons didn't even bother reading that before becoming indignant, or simply aren't very bright.0 -
haha that genuinely made me life. Excellent point! Dihydrogen Monoxide can certainly be dangerous in certain contexts but when it comes to washing food I'm pretty sure it won't harm anything.0
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Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization
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OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.
I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!
I was going off of the initial page - not going to sift through several pages.
'WHAT??? You expect me to READ something before I criticise it? Preposterous!0 -
Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization
The contributors to the previous 10 pages of this thread managed to recognise satire.0 -
Additionally, you openly admitted to not reading the material. That's kind of the equivalent of saying
"Oh no, I haven't READ Harry Potter. But I know it awful and offensive and I hate it'0 -
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Dangit I wanna see the picture0 -
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The fact that people are still jumping in to defend sandwiches at this point makes my day.
DOWN WITH BIG SANDWICH!
DOWN WITH OXYGEN!
What are the health risks of rainbows and unicorns?0 -
Rainbows and unicorns are ok if they fit your macros0
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This is so stupid0
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This is so stupid
Submitting to those sandwich pushers is stupid! Don't let them lead you down the garden path!0 -
Rainbows and unicorns are ok if they fit your macros
And in a sandwich form, even better!0 -
I thought it was funny!! And well done!
:laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker: 0 -
But I planted my crusts and grew a sandwich tree, it's nearly harvest time!
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I want a sandwich. OP can you make me a natural one? aka from the kitchen.0
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This is all I've got to add to the discussion.0 -
lol. dihydrogen monoxide. oh no! not water! and carbon dioxide.0
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When you say sandwich, do you mean like a cold cut sandwich, or a burger or both? I think cold cuts are gross...but a chicken sandwich made at home with organic chicken doesn't sound to deadly to me, besides the fact that sometimes I get grossed out by chicken too when I bite into a gristle. :sick:0
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Sandwiches are made by women and are therefore inferior to the bacon wrapped steak, which is grilled by man.0
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You've gone to the dark side...where is my CAT to kill and DESTROY the sammy!
This is all I've got to add to the discussion.0
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