more skinny rules...

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  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    Eat vegans raw for negative calories. Never cook them. Plus if you have to chase them, you can eat exercise calories!
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
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    I can't decide if this thread is meant to be humourous or serious.

    Either way, I'm finding it interesting.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    I can't decide if this thread is meant to be humourous or serious.

    Either way, I'm finding it interesting.

    In light of my above post. I was really hoping this was a spoof thread! If not, smh!
  • ChristineinMA
    ChristineinMA Posts: 312 Member
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    Because the tinfoil hat committee will congregate and camp on your front lawn and the toxins from all that tinfoil will seep into the ground, infect the water supply, and kill your entire family.

    LOve this thread!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    That's broscience.

    Reported for hate speech. OP speaks truth!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I can't decide if this thread is meant to be humourous or serious.

    Either way, I'm finding it interesting.

    In light of my above post. I was really hoping this was a spoof thread! If not, smh!

    Hint: Poe's Law

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
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    I can't decide if this thread is meant to be humourous or serious.

    Either way, I'm finding it interesting.

    In light of my above post. I was really hoping this was a spoof thread! If not, smh!

    Hint: Poe's Law

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

    Oh... I like Poe's Law ~grins~
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I can't decide if this thread is meant to be humourous or serious.

    Either way, I'm finding it interesting.

    In light of my above post. I was really hoping this was a spoof thread! If not, smh!

    Hint: Poe's Law

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

    "Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook."

    Love it.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    2 hours of cardio every day.

    more like four!


    I'll see your four and raise you two more.

    while on 1200 cals a day

    That's for bulking right?

    lol :laugh:
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
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    fly away for christmas ... to a place without fcking christmas cookies glühwein cakes fat food coookies coookies and even more cookies!!!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Whites only!

    racist1.gif
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    I don't follow any of the OP's rules D: this is not good.

    Rules I do follow (for myself):

    Drink NOTHING but water
    Always have your water bottle handy and gulp it down with every meal and snack
    Drink as much water as possible
    Measure and weight everything
    Don't go for that extra cookie
    Snack on veggies
    Serious question: Why so much water?
  • Gilla22
    Gilla22 Posts: 28
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    4 hours of cardio and 1200 cal diet ...ARE YOU SERIOUS!??!!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    zOMG, so helpful! Why did this information not exist before? Bump!

    ETA: Must give back to this awesome community, so here's one: Never ever ever eat the yolk of the egg. Whites only!

    I'm so confused! No white carbs, but *only* white proteins!?!?!?!?!?! FML!

    I'm going to have to do 8 hours of cardio daily now!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    But seriously folks. The only right way to lose weight is with laxatives and amphetamines.
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
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    2 hours of cardio every day.

    more like four!

    I'll see your four and raise you two more.

    while on 1200 cals a day

    And never eat back your exercise cals.
  • ajaxe432
    ajaxe432 Posts: 608 Member
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    But seriously folks. The only right way to lose weight is with laxatives and amphetamines.
    At the same time.....yikes, thats a crazy picture:(
  • rickhaines2907
    rickhaines2907 Posts: 2
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    What do you mean by detox?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    # Lose weight first by doing only cardio and then you can tone your loose skin with weights.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    4 hours of cardio and 1200 cal diet ...ARE YOU SERIOUS!??!!
    If you do less than that, you aren't really dedicated to this. Might as well give up.

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