Just Jealous.

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  • Posts: 219 Member

    Well, there you go. You guys spend every day together hence no chance for him to get his flirt on.


    Okay that's my fault. I should be more literal. My boyfriend and I spend ALMOST every single day together. He is free to do what he wants and go where he wants. He chooses to spend his time with me. In fact we were invited to a friend's halloween party and he asked me if WE were going, and I told him I'd rather him just go and have fun because I knew there would be women there in slutty costumes, and that's just not my scene. He went without me. When he came home, he told me there were 2 girls there that were dressed pretty slutty, they were snobs and he actually ended up cursing them out. Then we stayed up for a little bit, had some drinks, had some sex, and went to bed :drinker:
  • Posts: 39,744 Member

    Yeah but isn't it kinda bad form to do that in front of your wife, and for the lady to actually act like a b!tch to her saying don't get jealous, that's pretty rude and If I were you I probably would have shut that lady down for being rude to my wife because I respect and love her.
    It works for me.
    jealous sex mmmmmm
  • Posts: 56,142 Member
    I'd slap the taste out of the woman's mouth for talking to me like that.

    Okay, here's another to put on the Do Not Fly list for prone to extreme physical violence without cause. I'm not able to keep score any more. Where's that Chocolate Diet lady with her program so we can know who's on whose side?
  • Posts: 112 Member
    lmfao. really? I wouldnt literally punch her for saying that; but thats my initial feeling of course.
    MOST PEOPLE CALL IT A FIGURE OF SPEACH!
  • Posts: 5,797 Member

    No problem....no jealousy here.

    Oh and look at the continual quotes happening.
    Good job Bert.....

    I'm confused about this.
    With love,
  • Posts: 1,812 Member
    It works for me.
    jealous sex mmmmmm

    IN for jealous sex
  • Im jealous of OP's over inflated ego... ugh :eyeroll:
  • Posts: 1,028 Member


    Okay that's my fault. I should be more literal. My boyfriend and I spend ALMOST every single day together. He is free to do what he wants and go where he wants. He chooses to spend his time with me. In fact we were invited to a friend's halloween party and he asked me if WE were going, and I told him I'd rather him just go and have fun because I knew there would be women there in slutty costumes, and that's just not my scene. He went without me. When he came home, he told me there were 2 girls there that were dressed pretty slutty, they were snobs and he actually ended up cursing them out. Then we stayed up for a little bit, had some drinks, had some sex, and went to bed :drinker:


    Did he mention what kind of tree they had at this party?
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Okay that's my fault. I should be more literal. My boyfriend and I spend ALMOST every single day together. He is free to do what he wants and go where he wants. He chooses to spend his time with me. In fact we were invited to a friend's halloween party and he asked me if WE were going, and I told him I'd rather him just go and have fun because I knew there would be women there in slutty costumes, and that's just not my scene. He went without me. When he came home, he told me there were 2 girls there that were dressed pretty slutty, they were snobs and he actually ended up cursing them out. Then we stayed up for a little bit, had some drinks, had some sex, and went to bed :drinker:

    That's another thing: I'm always honest with my wife.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    I have a lot of people to beat up for making me jealous. Thanks interwebz for making me understand how to handle all those feels.

    Crank? Where you at? I have a punch or two to throw your way. HOW DARE YOU make me jealous.















    :flowerforyou:

    can you give her a smack for me...i'm really just too tired today. mmmmkthanks.!
  • Posts: 1,741 Member

    Oh jeeze. I'm sorry. This was at the Home Depot. They have live trees in the parking lot which is where we were.

    Okay, so you were by the live trees then. This is all starting to make sense. The attractive woman reminded you of your mom when she was middle aged, amirite?
  • Posts: 56,142 Member


    Okay that's my fault. I should be more literal. My boyfriend and I spend ALMOST every single day together. He is free to do what he wants and go where he wants. He chooses to spend his time with me. In fact we were invited to a friend's halloween party and he asked me if WE were going, and I told him I'd rather him just go and have fun because I knew there would be women there in slutty costumes, and that's just not my scene. He went without me. When he came home, he told me there were 2 girls there that were dressed pretty slutty, they were snobs and he actually ended up cursing them out. Then we stayed up for a little bit, had some drinks, had some sex, and went to bed :drinker:

    Your boyfriend sounds like a true gentleman. The very embodiment of style and grace.
  • Posts: 1,812 Member
    Im jealous of OP's hard work and dedication to fitness that makes him a prime piece very attractive man meat

    FIFY
  • Posts: 9,083 Member
    Wait?! Does this mean that your wife needs "consoling"? IN!!!!
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Okay, so you were by the live trees then. This is all starting to make sense. The attractive woman reminded you of your mom when she was middle aged, amirite?

    oh my god.
    oh my god what does this mean??
  • Posts: 6,833 Member
    Im jealous of OP's over inflated ego... ugh :eyeroll:

    I heard he has an overinflated penis to match.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    Mmmm man meat

    JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :explode: :angry: :grumble:
  • Posts: 56,142 Member
    lmfao. really? I wouldnt literally punch her for saying that; but thats my initial feeling of course.
    MOST PEOPLE CALL IT A FIGURE OF SPEACH!

    I'm 100% sure that most people don't call it that.
  • Posts: 1,812 Member

    I heard he has an overinflated penis to match.

    IN
  • Posts: 219 Member

    But what if instead of feeling ashamed she just thought you were ridiculous and laughed hysterically and said "ooh. musta touched a nerve."? What then Little Miss Prone to Extreme Violence?

    I'm sorry, are you stupid or something? I said I wouldn't ACTUALLY assault her. I've literally been in 2 fights my entire life. One when I was 7 years old and my best friend was picking on me, and one when I ws 14 years old - when a woman was assaulting my aunt for no good reason and I punched her in the face.

    To answer your question, I would be satisfied that I got say my peace, and that my man was going home with me, and she was going on her sluttly little journey looking for other women's men instead of finding her own. Not that big a deal really but if someone is going to disrespect me they will get told the f*** off. end of story.
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
    I have a lot of people to beat up for making me jealous. Thanks interwebz for making me understand how to handle all those feels.

    Crank? Where you at? I have a punch or two to throw your way. HOW DARE YOU make me jealous.















    :flowerforyou:
    you rang?


    c'mere.
  • Posts: 1,812 Member
    you rang?


    c'mere.

    Can I take that back and get the jealous sex instead?
  • Posts: 8,399 Member


    Okay that's my fault. I should be more literal. My boyfriend and I spend ALMOST every single day together. He is free to do what he wants and go where he wants. He chooses to spend his time with me. In fact we were invited to a friend's halloween party and he asked me if WE were going, and I told him I'd rather him just go and have fun because I knew there would be women there in slutty costumes, and that's just not my scene. He went without me. When he came home, he told me there were 2 girls there that were dressed pretty slutty, they were snobs and he actually ended up cursing them out. Then we stayed up for a little bit, had some drinks, had some sex, and went to bed :drinker:

    Can you please keep calling women for sluts for your or other people's five minute interactions with them? It lets everyone know that it's acceptable to judge women solely on clothing or a brief encounter with them! :flowerforyou:

  • Okay, so you were by the live trees then. This is all starting to make sense. The attractive woman reminded you of your mom when she was middle aged, amirite?

    F-ing BRILLIANT!!!

    This entire thread is ridiculous. May I have the last 5 minutes of my life back please?
  • Posts: 22,281 Member

    Okay, here's another to put on the Do Not Fly list for prone to extreme physical violence without cause. I'm not able to keep score any more. Where's that Chocolate Diet lady with her program so we can know who's on whose side?

    I'm right here,....I think I got 3 on my team...
  • Posts: 56,142 Member

    I'm sorry, are you stupid or something? I said I wouldn't ACTUALLY assault her. I've literally been in 2 fights my entire life. One when I was 7 years old and my best friend was picking on me, and one when I ws 14 years old - when a woman was assaulting my aunt for no good reason and I punched her in the face.

    To answer your question, I would be satisfied that I got say my peace, and that my man was going home with me, and she was going on her sluttly little journey looking for other women's men instead of finding her own. Not that big a deal really but if someone is going to disrespect me they will get told the f*** off. end of story.

    For someone who has only been in two "fights" and both of them as a child you seem very confident that the results of fisticuffs with someone of unknown skill and experience would go your way.


    This way lies tragedy.


    Or at least embarrassment.
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
    STILL lolling at people claiming they would slap a stranger for saying dont be jealous.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    no you wouldn't
  • Posts: 219 Member

    Your boyfriend sounds like a true gentleman. The very embodiment of style and grace.

    You're literally a moron.
    I never said my boyfriend was perfect. I said my boyfriend respects me.

    I also said those girls were slutty and snobby.

    I didn't tell the whole story of WHY he cursed them out, my POINT was that instead of my boyfriend FLIRTING with them, he actually had a NEGATIVE interaction.

    Honestly if you have nothing valid to say, kindly STFU.
  • Posts: 6,833 Member
    I get jealous when my husband gets hit on by other men because I just can't compete with that. Other women? Meh. Then it's just flattering.

    I also get jealous when Cranq flirts with other MFP members besides me. So does my husband.

    So much jealously, so much.

    I hope I never meet you and your husband.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 56,142 Member

    I'm right here,....I think I got 3 on my team...

    Am I on your team or are you on someone else's team?
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