To fat to be a stripper

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  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?



    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.






    No Hun.... At 5'2 when I was 125lbs I looked maybe 112 because I was beyond curvey and toned with nice abs and a nice booty... and I Know hands down that I looked better then a 5''9 + 120 lb stripper with barley there curves or definition. And I guarantee you would have been off judging my numbers :-)
  • bmqbonnie
    bmqbonnie Posts: 836 Member
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    If you're serious (which I fully realize, you probably aren't) and you really need money fast, you might be better off camming first. There's more diversity. You can market yourself as chubby and it's a lot easier to find guys that are into that, than hoping one will happen to wander into the club when you're there. In the meantime work out and watch what you eat. It won't happen in a month.

    I'd post more but pretty sure you're a troll and until shown otherwise...
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    Trying being a lap dancer instead.
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

    There is something called judgment sweetheart.

    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

    My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
    I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
    Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

    I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

    There is something called judgment sweetheart.

    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

    My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
    I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
    Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

    Then you must not be tipping very many at all....
    Or your eyes deceive you
    Either way, I doubt they would care if they missed out on a few singles from you anyway
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

    There is something called judgment sweetheart.

    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

    My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
    I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
    Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

    I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.

    We are talking about strictly at a strip club.
    things change once I walk out of the strip club.
    So please, do not get offended.

    I understand that, but please don't be offended when you may be the only guy around the stage the dancer doesn't want any money from.

    PS: This does happen-they black ball and judge, just not not by weight :-)
  • WRXymama
    WRXymama Posts: 342 Member
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    To summerize this thread....you may be better off selling drugs
  • star5785
    star5785 Posts: 140
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    So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

    My motivation is bikini's :wink:

    What's health got to do with it :laugh:
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

    There is something called judgment sweetheart.

    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

    My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
    I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
    Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

    I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.

    We are talking about strictly at a strip club.
    things change once I walk out of the strip club.
    So please, do not get offended.

    Can I ask why? I'm actually genuinely curious.

    I know men who say there's a difference between the woman they admire in a strip club and the woman they want to marry, but I've never heard someone fixated on a specific number before.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    and lets just remember folks..in the words of that great philosopher Chris Rock - "there is no sex in the champagne room"
  • MagicalLeopleurodon
    MagicalLeopleurodon Posts: 623 Member
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    To actually dance, most places prefer very slim girls. That being said-the shot girls, waitresses, and personal dancers are not typically as small. They get amazing money as well-and the tips are usually better since you are in the crowd all night.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.


    And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

    There is something called judgment sweetheart.

    LMAO

    120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

    You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

    My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
    I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
    Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.


    P.S. it is quite easy to know how much she weighs when she is sitting on my lap ;).
    OK. Trolling a troll post. Have fun.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

    My motivation is bikini's :wink:

    What's health got to do with it :laugh:
    Exactly. My desire to lose weight is strictly for aesthetics. I have never been all that overweight and I carry it well. I just don't like being a size 8 when I can be a size 2 or 4. And I'm healthy in every measurable way already.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

    My motivation is bikini's :wink:

    What's health got to do with it :laugh:


    same here. I just want to tighten back up.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
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    Why are people saying 170 pounds at 5"5' is not fat? The plain truth is that it is fat, or overweight if we want to be nice about it. I've been there. It is what it is.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Try other places.
    But yes, strippers(who make great money, and are not working in a S^%thole place) are usually in great shape AND great dancers. I am talking girls who were in ballet and model level good looking.
    Don't ask me how i know.

    But how do you know?? :laugh: :laugh:
  • elyelyse
    elyelyse Posts: 1,454 Member
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    I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.
    guess you like short strippers.
    Or scrawny ones.

    My sister weighs 128, but wears a size 0-2 and has a body so amazing and strong and defined that it's enviable.
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
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    I don't think this is serious?!
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
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    I don't think this is serious?!

    Boy, am I with you on this bandwagon. :drinker:
  • belgerian
    belgerian Posts: 1,059 Member
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    I don't think this is serious?!

    This is more serious than world being destroyed on DEC 2012.

    What the world was destoryed last year where the hell was I???

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