Worst kiss you ever had?
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In the passenger seat of my dates car, he had just dropped me off home and immediately leaned over and planted his face onto mine. Next thing I know he's trying to insert tongue which I promptly rejected and pulled away because at that point he was pretty much leaving a lake of saliva around my mouth.
GROSS. GET THAT OUT OF HERE.0 -
There was this guy with a beard.
I like girls.
Enough said.0 -
There was this guy with a beard.
I like girls.
Enough said.
hahaha yeah that just about covers it0 -
Imagine kissing somone who is drunk then pukes in front of you. Not sexy. What can I say, I can't hold my bourbon!!!0
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8th Grade. Larry Sanders. Tasted like one of those Kraft singles wrapped cheese slices.0
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And?0
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Uh, with someone that had never kissed anyone before. I could even kiss better than that, when my friend taught me.
Sigh.. Good kisser, my friend lol.0 -
At the end of a mediocre date he whipped his "business" out DURING OUR FIRST KISS!!!
.... while standing on the steps in front of my apartment building....
pulled away and asked what I was "going to do with it"
:noway: :noway: :noway:0 -
My first kiss at 19 (I know lol) it was horrendous and put me off for 2 years lol0
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The one where she hurt my teeth..lol0
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the *kitten* got over excited and lunged at me and literally cut my chin with his teeth, I thought f**k this, he aint kissing me and ran away!0
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It was the1rst one. I was 13 hanging out in my best friends grandfathers RV he slipped over to my side of the table we bumped heads then kissed. I didn't have a clue what the heck I was supposed to do especially when the tongue came into play. What I remember the most was the drool running down my face thinking what do you do with the spit??? Ah youth!!!0
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Ugh and ew, this sounds very familiar. Last guy I kissed was slobbery like a Saint Bernard. I think I even heard him slurp. He was 35, just no no no.
OMG!! This all the way but this was a high school boyfriend. I hated to kiss him because of that.
^^^^^ Yep.. except it was a first date, needless to say, the last.0 -
At the end of a mediocre date he whipped his "business" out DURING OUR FIRST KISS!!!
.... while standing on the steps in front of my apartment building....
pulled away and asked what I was "going to do with it"
:noway: :noway: :noway:
Kick him in it.0 -
I was 18:
Guy kissed like a stiff lipped frog and hit my tooth so hard with his that mine chipped , i tried pushing him away but when I started gagging after feeling something slimey and weird (Lettuce that he left in my mouth from his prior dinner)...that's when he let go and backed off.... I ended up slapping the taste out of him...0 -
How awkward!
A guy burped in my mouth once during a kiss. I mean, I'm a nurse...I don't get grossed out easily, but that was pretty disgusting because we had just eaten dinner.
Yeah, that burp erased all gender considerations. I think I just puked in the back of my mouth. Just a little bit.
I think we have a winner here! That's just disgusting!
I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!
I totally relate to the last one! Gimme some passion please! But then again, not so much that you end up licking my face!!0 -
OMG!! I can't read these anymore, I am going to throw up at my desk!!!
YUCK!0 -
Probably the tranny one night in a dark bar when I was completely hammered. Was pretty awkward when I felt his third leg brush against my thigh.0
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Never been kissed. :-(0
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He sneezed. In my mouth.
I didn't even know how to react. I just kinda stared at him wide-eyed, like "....did that just really happen?" He wasn't even phased! Just sniffed, wiped his nose on the back of his hand, and leaned back in for more! I was like UH NO.0
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