Worst kiss you ever had?

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  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    a boy from high school who had the nick name "octopus" would hide around the corner and as girls passed he would grab one and kiss her (yes he got me once too) and he would just be an octopus with his tongue ... flicking and swooshing it all over more like a wagging dogs tongue, so gross, too much tongue! He had no skillz! GAGS!!!
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    Worst kiss ever was my fault. It was on our second date - thought it might be our last. Although the date went very well it ended on a bad note. I had a really awful cold sore at the time and didn't really want to kiss her, but like I said the date went well and I could tell she wanted a good night kiss. so I came up with this gem...I really want to give you a kiss but I'm afraid that this cold sore may puss all over you...it just came out. We both were instantly turned off (I'm sure her much worse) and we kissed. It was horrible. Luckily she gave me another chance! And she married me...almost 22 years later now. Ha ha!
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I had a guy kiss me once and hummed the whole time. That was weird. And in case you were wondering, he was humming the theme song for The Wonder Years.

    LOL so weird! That is hilarious.

    I don't remember my worst. There's not a terrible one that stands out. Just random guys I dated and wasn't all that into...those would be my "worst"
  • myurav
    myurav Posts: 165 Member
    a boy from high school who had the nick name "octopus" would hide around the corner and as girls passed he would grab one and kiss her (yes he got me once too) and he would just be an octopus with his tongue ... flicking and swooshing it all over more like a wagging dogs tongue, so gross, too much tongue! He had no skillz! GAGS!!!

    Hahahaha, wtf?? How on earth is that okay? Oh man, eeewwwww...I can just imagine his arm with little suction cups.
  • willrun4bagels
    willrun4bagels Posts: 838 Member
    Worst kiss ever was my fault. It was on our second date - thought it might be our last. Although the date went very well it ended on a bad note. I had a really awful cold sore at the time and didn't really want to kiss her, but like I said the date went well and I could tell she wanted a good night kiss. so I came up with this gem...I really want to give you a kiss but I'm afraid that this cold sore may puss all over you...it just came out. We both were instantly turned off (I'm sure her much worse) and we kissed. It was horrible. Luckily she gave me another chance! And she married me...almost 22 years later now. Ha ha!

    That's kind of really gross and cute at the same time.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    The worst was what I call is the "spike" tongue... where the try and force their tongue down your throat... yuck, ew and no!
    The sloppy wet dog kiss is gross too..
  • Derf_Smeggle
    Derf_Smeggle Posts: 610 Member
    My runner up 2nd worst kiss happened when I was 16. Now I am and always will be somewhat of a dork, but back then I was a shy dork. I was at the mall with friends. There was a girl who I was dating and she asked, "So when are you going to kiss me?"

    ....

    "Well I could kiss you right now?", I said in that awkward manner of a 16 year old and leaned in. Now this is like the second girl I ever kissed. It was in the mall, surrounded by a group of friends. We kissed..

    She shrieks out laughing, and practically yells, "Oh my God! You are a horribly kisser!"

    We call that performance piece, "Mortified in the middle of the mall"
  • purplepink1992
    purplepink1992 Posts: 273
    Omg.. This one guy before I met DH was disgusting... I had to wipe the spit off of my face and his tongue was all the way in my mouth.
  • purplepink1992
    purplepink1992 Posts: 273
    The worst was what I call is the "spike" tongue... where the try and force their tongue down your throat... yuck, ew and no!
    The sloppy wet dog kiss is gross too..

    omg THEE worst!!!
  • romanaXOX
    romanaXOX Posts: 400 Member
    At the end of a mediocre date he whipped his "business" out DURING OUR FIRST KISS!!!
    .... while standing on the steps in front of my apartment building....

    pulled away and asked what I was "going to do with it"
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    In the passenger seat of my dates car, he had just dropped me off home and immediately leaned over and planted his face onto mine. Next thing I know he's trying to insert tongue which I promptly rejected and pulled away because at that point he was pretty much leaving a lake of saliva around my mouth.

    GROSS. GET THAT OUT OF HERE.
  • xoemmytee
    xoemmytee Posts: 162 Member
    There was this guy with a beard.
    I like girls.
    Enough said.
  • romanaXOX
    romanaXOX Posts: 400 Member
    There was this guy with a beard.
    I like girls.
    Enough said.

    hahaha yeah that just about covers it
  • mrhonesty
    mrhonesty Posts: 274 Member
    Imagine kissing somone who is drunk then pukes in front of you. Not sexy. What can I say, I can't hold my bourbon!!!
  • RJay64
    RJay64 Posts: 135
    8th Grade. Larry Sanders. Tasted like one of those Kraft singles wrapped cheese slices.
  • FTSTL
    FTSTL Posts: 260 Member
    And?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Uh, with someone that had never kissed anyone before. I could even kiss better than that, when my friend taught me.
    Sigh.. Good kisser, my friend lol.
  • Poods71
    Poods71 Posts: 502 Member
    At the end of a mediocre date he whipped his "business" out DURING OUR FIRST KISS!!!
    .... while standing on the steps in front of my apartment building....

    pulled away and asked what I was "going to do with it"

    :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • Poods71
    Poods71 Posts: 502 Member
    My first kiss at 19 (I know lol) it was horrendous and put me off for 2 years lol
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    The one where she hurt my teeth..lol
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    the *kitten* got over excited and lunged at me and literally cut my chin with his teeth, I thought f**k this, he aint kissing me and ran away!
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
    It was the1rst one. I was 13 hanging out in my best friends grandfathers RV he slipped over to my side of the table we bumped heads then kissed. I didn't have a clue what the heck I was supposed to do especially when the tongue came into play. What I remember the most was the drool running down my face thinking what do you do with the spit??? Ah youth!!!
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Ugh and ew, this sounds very familiar. Last guy I kissed was slobbery like a Saint Bernard. I think I even heard him slurp. He was 35, just no no no.

    OMG!! This all the way but this was a high school boyfriend. I hated to kiss him because of that.

    ^^^^^ Yep.. except it was a first date, needless to say, the last.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    At the end of a mediocre date he whipped his "business" out DURING OUR FIRST KISS!!!
    .... while standing on the steps in front of my apartment building....

    pulled away and asked what I was "going to do with it"

    :noway: :noway: :noway:

    Kick him in it.
  • CassandraBurgos83
    CassandraBurgos83 Posts: 544 Member
    I was 18:
    Guy kissed like a stiff lipped frog and hit my tooth so hard with his that mine chipped , i tried pushing him away but when I started gagging after feeling something slimey and weird (Lettuce that he left in my mouth from his prior dinner)...that's when he let go and backed off.... I ended up slapping the taste out of him...
  • Dancing_Laeti
    Dancing_Laeti Posts: 752 Member
    How awkward!

    A guy burped in my mouth once during a kiss. I mean, I'm a nurse...I don't get grossed out easily, but that was pretty disgusting because we had just eaten dinner.

    Yeah, that burp erased all gender considerations. I think I just puked in the back of my mouth. Just a little bit.

    I think we have a winner here! That's just disgusting!

    I think my worse is the guy who would only peck me on the lips! Come ON man! I want to be turned on with a kiss...not walk away feeling like I just kissed grandpa!


    I totally relate to the last one! Gimme some passion please! But then again, not so much that you end up licking my face!! :wink:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    OMG!! I can't read these anymore, I am going to throw up at my desk!!!

    YUCK!
  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97
    Probably the tranny one night in a dark bar when I was completely hammered. Was pretty awkward when I felt his third leg brush against my thigh.
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    Never been kissed. :-(
  • ElikaCousland
    ElikaCousland Posts: 62 Member
    He sneezed. In my mouth.

    I didn't even know how to react. I just kinda stared at him wide-eyed, like "....did that just really happen?" He wasn't even phased! Just sniffed, wiped his nose on the back of his hand, and leaned back in for more! I was like UH NO.
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