Funniest things said in bed

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

    That's what I'm saying.
    Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    "You like how I do it?"

    "I'm going to make your insides vibrate."

    Said to penis: "Why won't you stay up? I didn't drink that much!"
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • findinglessjess
    findinglessjess Posts: 126
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

    That's what I'm saying.
    Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We were totally laughing and joking...that's how we roll...sarcasm with sarcam...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

    That's what I'm saying.
    Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We were totally laughing and joking...that's how we roll...sarcasm with sarcam...
    That's the way to do it! Yes, it. :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:
  • findinglessjess
    findinglessjess Posts: 126
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    "You like how I do it?"

    "I'm going to make your insides vibrate."

    Said to penis: "Why won't you stay up? I didn't drink that much!"

    THIS is funny!
  • bonbons324
    bonbons324 Posts: 30
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    "that's it?" while pointing to his rather small member.

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