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Why did you dump the person above you?
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Couldn't jump a !ile high0
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she found a hotter blonde than me! :sad: :sad:0
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Girl's got dat *kitten*, I couldn't keep up!0
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Wouldn't leggo my eggos. :grumble:0
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Drank milk from the carton0
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Drank beer with a straw0
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Took forever to make up his mind0
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she didn't like duck dynasy0
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Followed people around and didn't like it when it was done to him.0
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She was just very bad!!! :-)0
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He had an ugly Christmas sweater fetish.0
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She went to Vegas... Without me!!!0
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I wanted a Harley!0
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she stole my harley0
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Pees in the sand traps0
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Stole my honey......0
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He couldn't handle an American woman0
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Wasn't lemony fresh enough.0
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@ Cali - she stole my cookies (I do love my cookies)0
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He wouldn't respond to me. It hurt.0
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he tried to choke me out with his burly biceps0
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@bc2ct.. because she hasnt been out iin the sun since 1997...0
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She got too hot for me =(0
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It was for her own good. She was out of my league.0
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She tried to do a play-by-play every time we had sex. (christinemadden)0
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He refused to shave all that nasty hair on his body.0
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Refused to poop in the woods0
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Found my twinkie stash and threw it away0
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Forced me to eat twinkies every day!!0
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