Why did you dump the person above you?

WhisperAnne · January 2014

Because she wasn't a guy.

AshleyM71 · January 2014

She had better skin than me

bearkisses · January 2014

Her lipstick kept getting me into trouble

ArtsyGarbage · January 2014

Cheated on me with a dog

resistance_freak · January 2014

Kept her hand over her face at the most inappropriate times

sassypants0923 · January 2014

Kept resisting me

healthybodyhealthylife · January 2014

I couldn't get into her pants

resistance_freak · January 2014

I couldn't get over my phone envy

healthybodyhealthylife · January 2014

You spent too much time at the gym

resistance_freak · January 2014

You spent too much time at the gym

Because she just hit too close to home

I might have heard that one before

Sarahs2576 · January 2014

Because he cut up the shirt I gave him for Christmas.

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

She slept with my brother

COTrainer · January 2014

Ignored me

Cali_Chica · January 2014

Wanted to take the dogs to bed and I'm allergic

the_dude00 · January 2014

She wouldn't let my retriever sleep in the bed, so the Retriever stayed and she had to go

Sinisterly · January 2014

He refused to put a shirt on!

Docmahi · January 2014

stole my bacon - fed it to our unicorn

Lovely_77 · January 2014

Flexed all the time, even caught him directing traffic one time smh lol

Sinisterly · January 2014

Looked at me funny, told me I looked fat in my birthday suit!!!

funforsports · January 2014

Didn't let me get in my birthday suit at the same time as her.

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