Why did you dump the person above you?

jessicalynne25 · January 2014

liked fur

COTrainer · January 2014

Licked all the cream out of the Oreos

chocolate_totoro · January 2014

He didn't make me a sandwich >:0

this0is0my0life · January 2014

Prettier than me!

Bennysammysofie2 · January 2014

Because my hands weren't big enough (wow)

bperkins88 · January 2014

@thisismylife

Because she was always walking with her body tilted at a 45 degree angle

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

Ate the last piece of pizza

njungers · January 2014

She wouldn't tattoo my name on her...

GREEKSTATUE · January 2014

She looked like a princess all the time

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

kept wearing my panties on his head...

romanaXOX · January 2014

Could wear red way better than I could

DiamondDust75 · January 2014

I don't like bunnies.

Fit2Strip · January 2014

Because they don't like bunnies!

Muddy_Yogi · January 2014

Chewing with his mouth open

Factory_Reset · January 2014

she has too many clothes on

Muddy_Yogi · January 2014

smothered me with her booooooooooooooooooooooooooobies

Factory_Reset · January 2014

didn't like my boobies or *kitten* smacks

TheSlorax · January 2014

her boobs make me too jealous and inferior

YesIAm17 · January 2014

Because she is a slackjacking slore :flowerforyou:

sonomaster · January 2014

her boobs make me too jealous and inferior

She speaks for the trees, the slorey ones.

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