The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Reported.

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    vs.
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    I know which is the rat. :angry:

    If I was.. I'd still have my AMAZING booty pics!!!

    Rats like pancakes? Who knew? :ohwell:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Dat *kitten*
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    Dang butt she's cute. :wink:

    *beeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeep*
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    The 80s called. They want their pants back!!

    2014 called and wants to tell you that the 80's is actually "back".

    Looking good, MU!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    that's a decent donk

    That sounds perilously close to body shaming. :huh:





    :wink:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    In.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    Nom
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Is it...supple? :huh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Hmmmm. A grand choice in word selection.

    sup·ple
    adjective \ˈsə-pəl also ˈsü-\

    of a body or body part : able to bend or twist easily

    soft and able to bend or fold easily
    sup·pler sup·plest

    Full Definition of SUPPLE
    1
    a : compliant often to the point of obsequiousness
    b : readily adaptable or responsive to new situations
    2
    a : capable of being bent or folded without creases, cracks, or breaks : pliant <supple leather>
    b : able to perform bending or twisting movements with ease : limber <supple legs of a dancer>
    c : easy and fluent without stiffness or awkwardness <sang with a lively, supple voice — Douglas Watt>
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...

    personally I prefer sausage in my pants
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...

    Oh man...I had some in my pants pocket butt I sent them off to the 80s.

    Can I do pig noises for your entertainment instead?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    Reported.

    ^^this^^ and four months til golf season :)
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Reported.

    ^^this^^ and four months til golf season :)

    inorite?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    I live butt to serve. :wink:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...

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