The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Ohhhhh Loooordddd

    There's a lengthy application process with me. This is a well known fact. :ohwell:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Ohhhhh Loooordddd

    There's a lengthy application process with me. This is a well known fact. :ohwell:

    Like YEARS
  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
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    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A DATE WITH LARRY OR KONG BY SHOWING YOUR BUBBLE?????????????
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A DATE WITH LARRY OR KONG BY SHOWING YOUR BUBBLE?????????????

    They make talking Real Dolls now? Awesome!

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  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    Bloop

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    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




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  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    Bloop

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    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    Bloop
  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    Bloop

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    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    Bloop
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Bloop

    Binh

    Bong

    Bleep

    Blop

    Boop

    Fling


    Flang

    Pong


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    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    Bloop

    Nice. Real Doll apparently now also includes real bowel movements.

    Excellent thread crapping skills.
  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    Baaaaa haaaaa haaaaa









    Hammer toe, u so special....













    Like the bus licker with his helmet on tooooooooo tight










    I will forgive yooooooou
















    Thunder buns







    you are my boyfriend on here I use stop lying told the girls





    and name your son the buns from now on
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I don't remember this in Lars and the Real Girl. Is this uncut dialogue?
  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    I love you boom boom..... now stop hogging all the covers and let's go to bed.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Yeah, about that... it's not you, it's me. :flowerforyou:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.

    And have her come between us? Never!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.

    And have her come between us? Never!

    BB4H. :heart:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    hmmmm... it's ok. 6/10.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    hmmmm... it's ok. 6/10.

    I will trust your well traveled opinion. :wink:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.

    And have her come between us? Never!

    BB4H. :heart:


    :sad:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    hmmmm... it's ok. 6/10.

    I will trust your well traveled opinion. :wink:

    by that I hope you mean my anti-vanilla opinion. :wink:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    :yawn:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    10/10 spectacular, hey girl
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

    344dq35.jpg

    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:


    100% agreed and 100% drooled
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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    *smack*
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

    344dq35.jpg

    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:


    :blushing:

    It's a skill.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    In for butt showing

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