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The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • Posts: 6,664 Member

    Ohhhhh Loooordddd

    There's a lengthy application process with me. This is a well known fact. :ohwell:
  • Posts: 7,188 Member

    There's a lengthy application process with me. This is a well known fact. :ohwell:

    Like YEARS
  • Posts: 62 Member
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    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A DATE WITH LARRY OR KONG BY SHOWING YOUR BUBBLE?????????????
  • Posts: 6,664 Member

    ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A DATE WITH LARRY OR KONG BY SHOWING YOUR BUBBLE?????????????

    They make talking Real Dolls now? Awesome!

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  • Posts: 62 Member
    Bloop

    Binh

    Bong

    Bleep

    Blop

    Boop

    Fling


    Flang

    Pong


    Wank


    Wink

    Wonk




    Bloop

    Ploop





    Bang






    Bong




    Dung

    Ding








    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    Bloop
  • Posts: 62 Member
    Bloop

    Binh

    Bong

    Bleep

    Blop

    Boop

    Fling


    Flang

    Pong


    Wank


    Wink

    Wonk




    Bloop

    Ploop





    Bang






    Bong




    Dung

    Ding








    Lalalaaaaaaaa




    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    Bloop
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  • Posts: 6,664 Member

    Nice. Real Doll apparently now also includes real bowel movements.

    Excellent thread crapping skills.
  • Posts: 62 Member
    Baaaaa haaaaa haaaaa









    Hammer toe, u so special....













    Like the bus licker with his helmet on tooooooooo tight










    I will forgive yooooooou
















    Thunder buns







    you are my boyfriend on here I use stop lying told the girls





    and name your son the buns from now on
  • Posts: 6,664 Member
    I don't remember this in Lars and the Real Girl. Is this uncut dialogue?
  • Posts: 62 Member
    I love you boom boom..... now stop hogging all the covers and let's go to bed.
  • Posts: 6,109 Member

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:
  • Posts: 7,963 Member

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(
  • Posts: 6,664 Member

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Yeah, about that... it's not you, it's me. :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 7,963 Member

    Don't worry....I can handle Reality_is_Harsh. You just worry about me having a MFP crush on you :wink: And an official declaration could be arranged. Although you're not on my FL so that's kind of awkward :frown:

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.
  • Posts: 6,664 Member

    Pfft. Nevermind, you can have her Mr. U.

    And have her come between us? Never!
  • Posts: 7,963 Member

    And have her come between us? Never!

    BB4H. :heart:
  • Posts: 2,401 Member
    hmmmm... it's ok. 6/10.
  • Posts: 6,664 Member
    hmmmm... it's ok. 6/10.

    I will trust your well traveled opinion. :wink:
  • Posts: 6,109 Member

    BB4H. :heart:


    :sad:
  • Posts: 2,401 Member

    I will trust your well traveled opinion. :wink:

    by that I hope you mean my anti-vanilla opinion. :wink:
  • Posts: 5,214 Member
    :yawn:
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*
  • Posts: 5,214 Member

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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  • Posts: 2,401 Member
    10/10 spectacular, hey girl
  • Posts: 6,664 Member


    Never forget:

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    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:
  • Posts: 6,109 Member

    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:


    100% agreed and 100% drooled
  • Posts: 4,885 Member


    Never forget:

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    *smack*
  • Posts: 5,214 Member

    ^THAT is how you thread jack, kids. :smooched:


    :blushing:

    It's a skill.
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    In for butt showing

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