The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Where?

    Keep looking, you really can't miss it.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Dang I thought it was pancake sized... Now I'm a crepe!?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom



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    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Lol! They left your booty but took mine!! Someone's got it out for me :(
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    This thread was locked and yet now it lives! The very reasonable Olivi_ has seen fit to moderate with something other than a machete. Thank you, Olivi_.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I need some Kenny Loggins now.

    "I'm aliiiive, I'm aliiiaiiiive!"
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sassy, I still want to know how you got yoga pants on a mule. Do they help pull them on?

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    I just hold them up and **Jump**
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Wait, this thread died days ago, yet it lives.

    Zombie *kitten*.
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
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  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    That's one spectacular booty, I must say! *double *kitten* grab*:bigsmile:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    That's one spectacular booty, I must say! *double *kitten* grab*:bigsmile:

    See Slorax? Some people like vanilla just fine. :bigsmile:

    Thank you. :blushing:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wait, this thread died days ago, yet it lives.

    Zombie *kitten*.
    .....attempted to find gif and got grossed out by the image results this search yielded!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Wait, this thread died days ago, yet it lives.

    Zombie *kitten*.
    .....attempted to find gif and got grossed out by the image results this search yielded!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Gotta get smart with your search terms. *kitten* > donkey > Eeyore. Zombie Eeyore. No grossness.

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wait, this thread died days ago, yet it lives.

    Zombie *kitten*.
    .....attempted to find gif and got grossed out by the image results this search yielded!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Gotta get smart with your search terms. *kitten* > donkey > Eeyore. Zombie Eeyore. No grossness.

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    Too tired to :grumble:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    *cough*
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Wait, this thread died days ago, yet it lives.

    Zombie *kitten*.
    .....attempted to find gif and got grossed out by the image results this search yielded!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Gotta get smart with your search terms. *kitten* > donkey > Eeyore. Zombie Eeyore. No grossness.

    vsSx4X9.jpg

    uh oh.
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Oh d-d-d-dear me.
  • Notthatguykh
    Notthatguykh Posts: 15 Member
    10/10 would slapass.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Oh d-d-d-dear me.

    Hey! That's MY line!
    Know your role, an' get to postin' more pics of dat azz!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Oh d-d-d-dear me.

    Hey! That's MY line!
    Know your role, an' get to postin' more pics of dat azz!

    I don't do face pics. :bigsmile:
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    i don't know why but the song "Bubble Butt" plays in my head :tongue:

    Wants to grab....
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    i don't know why but the song "Bubble Butt" plays in my head :tongue:

    Wants to grab....

    Back again so soon?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Hi! I'm a regular visitor to this thread. Is my table down in front ready?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Hi! I'm a regular visitor to this thread. Is my table down in front ready?

    As always, Madame Mucho. *bows gratefully*
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Hi! I'm a regular visitor to this thread. Is my table down in front ready?

    As always, Madame Mucho. *bows gratefully*

    x gratefully watches him bow x
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Needs a spank.

    and a bite

    Yes. Both.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    All this spanking and biting could wear out a simple six foot wide booty.
  • Cool_Ginger
    Cool_Ginger Posts: 19 Member
    How is it I keep landing on threads which need a musical interlude? Ok here goes ; I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers(sisters) can't deny...ooh baby I wanna get wit'chya won't curse or hit'chya.....Ok maybe a little one schmack!
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
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    All this spanking and biting could wear out a simple six foot wide booty.

    I think you're asking for more spanks!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    All this spanking and biting could wear out a simple six foot wide booty.

    I think you're asking for more spanks!

    It's almost as though I'm attention whoring. Almost.

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