Leave the Heavy Lifting to the MEN!!

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  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!
    No... we've just prepared our bodies for the THUNDERDOME!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    So much rage. Must be the 'roids and the extra testosterone talking. You need pie.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    The only heavy things I need to lift are pots & pans and the occasional beer

    Don't forget the key lime pie. Mmmm.....key lime pie. Beer. Not sure which I like better. :happy:

    KEY LIME PIE...I have told you that is your opinion more than once.....pay attention or no more spankings!
  • Schtroumpfkin
    Schtroumpfkin Posts: 123 Member
    It puts the lotion in the basket.

    Genius!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

    I've seen this in German porn.

    Not hot. :sick:

    But to each their own . . .

    oh thats right I am suppose to only do things that please men in some way , how silly of me :noway:
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    This is a troll. End of Story.

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    There is so much WIN in this thread OP. I agree, the only thing I should ever have to lift is my man's credit card at Saks. After all, he wants me to look pretty when I bring him that sandwich :flowerforyou:

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    Seriously! I cannot agree with you more!!!!!!! I'm going on baby number 10, I stay home all day with the kids as they run around the house screaming and pulling each other's hair. It's absolutely adorable. Being a mom is so much fun. When hubby gets home from a long hard day at work, I have a 3 course meal already sitting on the table waiting for him, and all 9 kids and I are seated just waiting for him to walk through the door and join us. We always say grace so that the good Lord knows how thankful and blessed we are. After dinner, I take care of the kids while doing the dishes, cleaning up the house to make sure it's sparkling enough for hubby, and I make sure the laundry is caught up. Once all of that is done, and the kids are in bed, I give hubby a nice long massage and make sure he's good and happy. It IS a woman's duty to please her husband and raise babies. It's just what we do!
    NO lifting heavy things, ladies. That is SO absurd. Hubby would NOT be happy if I were to break a nail lifting a dumbbell, and I cannot have an unhappy hubby!

    Thank you for your post. You're SO wise. We should be friends! ;)

    Are you down with polygamy? Because yeah, you're perfect.

    Possibly. Let me check with my husband. I don't want to upset him, remember? ;):flowerforyou:
  • I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    she knows where a woman's place is-doing cardio and cooking for her man. Don't pick on her. I do nothing but cardio and will break someone with both hands behind my back-with my hubbys permission of course.
  • This is a troll. End of Story.

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    There is so much WIN in this thread OP. I agree, the only thing I should ever have to lift is my man's credit card at Saks. After all, he wants me to look pretty when I bring him that sandwich :flowerforyou:

    Even hotter
    Seriously! I cannot agree with you more!!!!!!! I'm going on baby number 10, I stay home all day with the kids as they run around the house screaming and pulling each other's hair. It's absolutely adorable. Being a mom is so much fun. When hubby gets home from a long hard day at work, I have a 3 course meal already sitting on the table waiting for him, and all 9 kids and I are seated just waiting for him to walk through the door and join us. We always say grace so that the good Lord knows how thankful and blessed we are. After dinner, I take care of the kids while doing the dishes, cleaning up the house to make sure it's sparkling enough for hubby, and I make sure the laundry is caught up. Once all of that is done, and the kids are in bed, I give hubby a nice long massage and make sure he's good and happy. It IS a woman's duty to please her husband and raise babies. It's just what we do!
    NO lifting heavy things, ladies. That is SO absurd. Hubby would NOT be happy if I were to break a nail lifting a dumbbell, and I cannot have an unhappy hubby!

    Thank you for your post. You're SO wise. We should be friends! ;)

    Are you down with polygamy? Because yeah, you're perfect.

    Possibly. Let me check with my husband. I don't want to upset him, remember? ;):flowerforyou:

    I HATE upsetting my husband!
  • I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!
    No... we've just prepared our bodies for the THUNDERDOME!

    Dude, do you even HAVE a Vagina?
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

    I've seen this in German porn.

    Not hot. :sick:

    But to each their own . . .

    oh thats right I am suppose to only do things that please men in some way , how silly of me :noway:

    Or just not spray your urine all over the place.....
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

    I've seen this in German porn.

    Not hot. :sick:

    But to each their own . . .

    oh thats right I am suppose to only do things that please men in some way , how silly of me :noway:

    Or just not spray your urine all over the place.....


    Let's not judge. She may be into that
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

    I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!
    No... we've just prepared our bodies for the THUNDERDOME!

    Dude, do you even HAVE a Vagina?
    I think I might have left it in my other pants.

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    But, but I love my pretty little pink kettlebell! :sad:
  • mikejholmes
    mikejholmes Posts: 291 Member
    I sure hope you typed this from a laptop in the kitchen.

    Or in the bed in labor about to pop another one out....

    FIRE THE BABY CANNON!!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Damn, that is hot


    Sometimes I burn the meatloaf on purpose, just because I need a spanking. #NaughtyGirl

    I wish that's all I got... mine pushes me down the stair.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    But, but I love my pretty little pink kettlebell! :sad:
    Sweetheart, that's called an "iron."
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I agree with Susanne.....(don't remember the rest your name, sorry) but this has to be a joke just to be able to sit back and read all the outraged replies. I am sure whoever wrote this is pleased with the result.
    What a brilliant idea. I wonder if anyone else has ever done this, and if it might someday catch on.
  • 33Freya
    33Freya Posts: 468 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Troll.:huh:
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I agree with Susanne.....(don't remember the rest your name, sorry) but this has to be a joke just to be able to sit back and read all the outraged replies. I am sure whoever wrote this is pleased with the result.
    What a brilliant idea. I wonder if anyone else has ever done this, and if it might someday catch on.
    They could even give the activity a catchy little name. I propose "goblining." You know, because you're goblin up everybody's time? Get it?! :laugh:
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    bump, because I want this to show on my wall :laugh:
    not very good effort though, only 2.5/10.
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
    I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

    I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

    While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

    If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

    I hear this thread dripping with sarcasm...
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    Damn, that is hot


    Sometimes I burn the meatloaf on purpose, just because I need a spanking. #NaughtyGirl

    I wish that's all I got... mine pushes me down the stair.

    And, this is why we can't have nice thing
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Damn, that is hot


    Sometimes I burn the meatloaf on purpose, just because I need a spanking. #NaughtyGirl

    I wish that's all I got... mine pushes me down the stair.

    Did he at least let you make him a sammich after?
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    vintage-women-ads-11.jpg

    Damn, that is hot


    Sometimes I burn the meatloaf on purpose, just because I need a spanking. #NaughtyGirl

    I wish that's all I got... mine pushes me down the stair.

    Did he at least let you make him a sammich after?

    Yeah, it's the least I could do after burning dinner.
  • BreatheAshley
    BreatheAshley Posts: 130 Member
    What the **** is wrong with you? I get you are old fashion but you don't have the right to tell women what we can and can't do.
    My mom used to be a truck driver so she lift tons of heavy rugs and other stuff at her job and she was just as strong (if not stronger) than the other men. Men there actually looked up to my mom because she wasn't just some weak woman who needed help. She was strong and sure she doesn't have that job anymore due to moving but she is at the gym trying to get strong again. My mom is my hero and it is people like you that just can't see women as anything but a house wife. This is 2014 sweetie and things are different. A lot of men don't work anymore and it is the wifes who are working to put food on the table so you have to get out of the past and wake up to the future.
  • mikejholmes
    mikejholmes Posts: 291 Member
    I blame the 19th amendment -- the world has gone to crap ever since women got the vote. They go around thinking they are all EQUAL or something...
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    What the **** is wrong with you? I get you are old fashion but you don't have the right to tell women what we can and can't do.
    My mom used to be a truck driver so she lift tons of heavy rugs and other stuff at her job and she was just as strong (if not stronger) than the other men. Men there actually looked up to my mom because she wasn't just some weak woman who needed help. She was strong and sure she doesn't have that job anymore due to moving but she is at the gym trying to get strong again. My mom is my hero and it is people like you that just can't see women as anything but a house wife. This is 2014 sweetie and things are different. A lot of men don't work anymore and it is the wifes who are working to put food on the table so you have to get out of the past and wake up to the future.
    Breathe, Ashley. This is 2014 sweetie and you still can't hear irony over the Internet.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I blame the 19th amendment -- the world has gone to crap ever since women got the vote. They go around thinking they are all EQUAL or something...
    Don't you worry, it's not like they ever ratified that Equal Rights Amendment or anything...
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