Why did you dump the person above you?

There is the option of cake? *gets serious*



Cuts me out of pictures like an executioner

LOL! Every time I post someone beats me to it then I have to edit my post

they were always horsing around

wow, this updated fast. That was for the horse lady.

@monika- for trying to make hidden duck faces

Took me out on Ladies Night and wouldn't hold my hair while I tossed my cookies.

She lived too far from civilization, was costing a fortune in gas (but so worth it)

we were too similar.

I was jealous of her cake

We always argued on who would get the tattoo artist's available time for the next appointment. It was bad, yelling came up. We figured that it was better this way, but we could still call each other, if we just needed to "unwind".

I didn't! He dumped me bahah