Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

xilka · February 2014

spreading rabies

sentaruu · February 2014

stealing my dog.

mudknuckles · February 2014

proctologist found the rest of the ferret collection.

Slendermike · February 2014

Streaking

Sinisterly · February 2014

Did the spread eagle in front of a window at a nursing home.. Causing some poor senior citizens some distress.

Typo.

Danimal718 · February 2014

Creeping in people's bathroom windows

_Terrapin_ · February 2014

caught molesting the dinosaur at a putt putt course

Sinisterly · February 2014

Was passing around "free samples" of pubes to preteens.

Slendermike · February 2014

selling parsley and saying it was pot

silversociety · February 2014

Arson. Burn this mother****** to the ground.

Sinisterly · February 2014

For being my partner in crime with the arson.

bigbarnold · February 2014

high speed pursuit in a stolen Twinkie truck while wearing a bikini @sin..

tlangenfeld · February 2014

wanted to show the cop he could bench press his motorcycle.. not a good idea when the cop is still on it

mistress8956 · February 2014

Wrestling in a kiddie pool full of pudding in the middle of NYC

finallylean · February 2014

Ran over the wife because she was tired of being the mistress

tlangenfeld · February 2014

got caught shoplifting at walmart

mudknuckles · February 2014

liked the shell off the m&m's and retuned the bag

tlangenfeld · February 2014

his bad habit of walking by and smacking the womens butts got him in trouble with the last one when it was the butt of a police woman

ahawk56702 · February 2014

rounded up all the neighborhood puppies and made them practice jumping out of airplanes.

DustyMarie506 · February 2014

Broke in back stage at a rock concert and kidnapped the bass player

ahawk56702 · February 2014

went skinny dipping in a very public lake

GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs · February 2014

Hurt someone in the mosh pit during the punk show.

Sinisterly · February 2014

Elbowed someone trying to selfie at the gym

littlebutlean · February 2014

Being mischevious somehow I'm sure ..

tomwatso · February 2014

Exhibitionist.

ahawk56702 · February 2014

funneled company funds

MissInfiniti · February 2014

Climbing into an exhibit at the zoo to play with the animals

sentaruu · February 2014

for taking my breath away :blushing:

littlebutlean · February 2014

for taking my breath away :blushing:

He was a smooth criminal (with the ladies) ..

Sinisterly · February 2014

Shirt was too tight, so he kept trying to take it off, until eventually a bear took it off him with no witnesses around, so he got a ticket for indecent exposure. The lady cop could not handle it, so she called for backup. He took off running, but was eventually caught down the road, with someone else's shirt on. They didn't buy it. He got booked.

Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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