MY BREATHING IS AFFECTING MY WEIGHT

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  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
    try a plastic bag
  • brianlowell
    brianlowell Posts: 28 Member
    WOW, lmao! Some funny responses to this.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    If you're not a troll....your stomach is SUPPOSED to bulge out when you breathe. Your diaphragm drops, your lungs expand, your abdominal contents are pushed down, and therefore, out.

    Oh hon.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I suggest a corset. They'll make breathing so difficult there's no way your stomach can hang out. I know it's just a temporary fix, but it'll help you while you work on not breathing at all.
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Look, I know it's hard but you'll have to think of distractions so that you're not breathing as much - have you tried painting your nails or solving soduku?

    Also, you'll have to make sure you get one of these inhale-shakeos.....they're great because you get all the air you need in one easy shot. No breathing needed for the rest of the day and no added impurities!
  • nikamar
    nikamar Posts: 83 Member
    Well I think it's probably the mix of air you're breathing in. You should wait at least two hours after inhaling nitrogen, and then inhale some oxygen. But make sure you stay within your gas macros.
  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
    lmao :laugh:
  • psych0kitty
    psych0kitty Posts: 313
    The air is toxic. I think you need a cleanse to jump-start your progress.
  • Iwishyouwell
    Iwishyouwell Posts: 1,888 Member
    If you're not a troll....your stomach is SUPPOSED to bulge out when you breathe. Your diaphragm drops, your lungs expand, your abdominal contents are pushed down, and therefore, out.

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  • snootmaster
    snootmaster Posts: 69 Member
    Thank you thank you for a great morning laugh!!
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    OP: Don't worry about it...you probably just have excellent lung capacity. This can come in handy!
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Your diary is not open. Obviously, you're breathing too much. Breath 500 times less than your TBEE and log ALL your breathing, not just quick adds, for a month.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    If you're not a troll....your stomach is SUPPOSED to bulge out when you breathe. Your diaphragm drops, your lungs expand, your abdominal contents are pushed down, and therefore, out.

    Oh hon.

    Where do they come out? :laugh:
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    Has anyone tried heavy breathing? I'm afraid I'll look too big...
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    If you're not a troll....your stomach is SUPPOSED to bulge out when you breathe. Your diaphragm drops, your lungs expand, your abdominal contents are pushed down, and therefore, out.

    ETA: reading fail. PP is right; if your stomach is going out when you exhale, you're doing something wrong.

    ETA: reading fail. Missed the obvious troll... if you can even speak of a troll when it's that obvious
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    If you're not a troll....your stomach is SUPPOSED to bulge out when you breathe. Your diaphragm drops, your lungs expand, your abdominal contents are pushed down, and therefore, out.

    ETA: reading fail. PP is right; if your stomach is going out when you exhale, you're doing something wrong.

    O! M! G! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    OP - so I guess you are not doing it right. I suggest Paleo breathing.

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  • ajsimyan
    ajsimyan Posts: 177 Member
    HAHAHAH... I needed this laugh, Thank you so much!
  • c2111
    c2111 Posts: 693 Member
    Hey how about breathe as much as you want but breathe heavy
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    Has anyone tried heavy breathing? I'm afraid I'll look too big...


    be carefull too much heavy breathing turns you into a cloud

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    IMO only the little Pink bursts of air are save to breath for sports. Rather go high rep

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  • ascrit
    ascrit Posts: 770 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
    That's broscience.
  • nikamar
    nikamar Posts: 83 Member
    OP - so I guess you are not doing it right. I suggest Paleo breathing.

    Yes, our ancestors inhaled only nitrogen and oxygen. Our breathing apparatus is not meant to handle Argon for example, I read it in the book called "The Argon belly".
  • smanning1982
    smanning1982 Posts: 210 Member
    Listen this is a serious issue. I would urge you to talk to a breathing counselor, soon. You are developing a breathing disorder and you need help. If you're not breathing a MINIMUM of 1200 breaths every few hours your body is going into starvation for air mode. Basically your body will hold on to every little breath you put in your body and then make your stomach even more bloated. Get help please!
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
    That's broscience.

    Looooooooooool
  • tkdgirlms
    tkdgirlms Posts: 73
    HAHA!! Thanks for the laugh and start of my day! :-)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
    It is NOT a tumor!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

    You hope it works out that way but life is full of surprises..
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    OP - so I guess you are not doing it right. I suggest Paleo breathing.

    Yes, our ancestors inhaled only nitrogen and oxygen. Our breathing apparatus is not meant to handle Argon for example, I read it in the book called "The Argon belly".

    No one really knows what our ancestors breathed, that's a myth. The atmosphere is not the same now; we coudn't possibly handle the amount of carbon dioxide they breathed back then. Which is why we should be looking into the future and trying the Space diet. Breathing in a vaccuum. Fastest way to lose weight.
  • ascrit
    ascrit Posts: 770 Member
    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
    It is NOT a tumor!

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,984 Member
    Maybe try breathing through the other end?

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