What's the best way to dump my gf?

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  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
    Why would anyone ask for relationship advice on MFP? Bad idea.
  • RobsGirl_lds
    RobsGirl_lds Posts: 211 Member
    Candygram is the only way to go. And she can burry her sorrow in chocolate.
  • csman49
    csman49 Posts: 1,100 Member
    Tell her you're into swinging, and that a few guys and girls you know would love to join you both.

    If she says OK, then she's probably a keeper anyway! And if she says no way, well then there's your out.
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    Either way, just ask her to appreciate that she just doged a bullet.
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  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    I totally thought you wrote gif.

    that is all.
  • TorontoDiane
    TorontoDiane Posts: 1,413 Member
    do not text her. do not email her.. do not get a friend to do it.. do not leave it alone

    do however meet her in person.. I know its only a month but you owe her that and it can be simple and just explain how you feel .. not only will you in the end feel better but she will have an awful lot more respect for you.. and in the end.. you can both sleep better.. a month is not a long time however if she has feelings for you.. be decent about it
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
    do not text her. do not email her.. do not get a friend to do it.. do not leave it alone

    do however meet her in person.. I know its only a month but you owe her that and it can be simple and just explain how you feel .. not only will you in the end feel better but she will have an awful lot more respect for you.. and in the end.. you can both sleep better.. a month is not a long time however if she has feelings for you.. be decent about it

    well said TorontoDiane

    be a gentleman and tell her face to face
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    I asked for help not to judge me, pretty sure none of you are perfect.

    You're on the MFP forums. Expect to get judged.

    The best thing is to communicate to her face, in person. Get straight to the point, she will hurt less in the long run that way (and so will you).
  • helsingj
    helsingj Posts: 4
    In person in at least a semi-private place...you can only be responsible for YOU! (and your responses/re-actions). IF she goes off then that only makes her look bad, not you (and then point noted).
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Have a little person dressed in a leprechaun suit do it...nobody can be upset getting news like that.
  • ksuh999
    ksuh999 Posts: 543 Member
    Best day is Valentine's Day but since that's passed you should wait until St Patrick's Day. Get her drunk and tell her. I promise you it'll all go smoothly.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    So I've been dating this girl for a month but I don't think she's right for me. Anyway I want to end things with her but idk how. I was thinking about doing it over text. Not sure if I can do it in person. Any ideas of what to text her ?
    How about this?
    funny-dump-girlfriend-text-message.jpg

    Seriously though, you haven't been dumped until you've been dumped by this woman:
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  • fitplease
    fitplease Posts: 647 Member
    Uh-oh. This sounds like a fake question. A troll? ;-)

    Do what gentlemen do, unless you aren't one.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Do it VIA text.
    Explain that you need to dump her because she deserves a real man.
    It might hurt but she will appreaciate the honesty.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    I asked for help not to judge me, pretty sure none of you are perfect.

    You're on the MFP forums. Expect to get judged.

    The best thing is to communicate to her face, in person. Get straight to the point, she will hurt less in the long run that way (and so will you).

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  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    Well...considering your un, I'm thinking break-up by text may not be so inappropriate ;) Go for it, scumbag! Lol

    ^^ truth ^^
  • Yeah doing it by text is the exact wrong way to do it. Unless you enjoy doing things wrong.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Did you give her the chicken? If you gave her the chicken, you can't dump her.

    ETA that I just finished reading the whole thing. I know my memory's bad, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't been 6 months since you asked how you should ask out this girl you thought was "the one". So, are you fake cheating on your fake girlfriend?! Or do you have a real girlfriend and you were fake asking someone else out? Man, I'm glad I'm not in high school anymore!
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?
  • aribugg
    aribugg Posts: 164 Member
    Two of the worst ways I've been dump: one: over Myspace, through a bulletin. two: i wasnt dumped. seriously, he just ran away from it, never said anything to me, and refused to talk to me.

    you could go FRIENDS style, drink too much expresso, hit her in the eye, than have a friend do it for you XD
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Is this whacky Wednesday thread day?

    It is! I'll bet he's a handsome one, too. :wink:
  • lilbearzmom
    lilbearzmom Posts: 600 Member
    Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.

    Just kidding.

    Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????
  • dannatona
    dannatona Posts: 101 Member
    Do it in person but make sure you say "It's not you it's me." There will be no scene.

    Just kidding.

    Who here thinks that no matter what anyone says on here, he will send this poor woman a text??????

    Oh yea, she's getting a text... If he doesn't know what to say to break up with someone through text, he certanly isn't going to get the cojones to do it in person.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm surprised, with all the protein shakes you consume, that anyone even wants to be in the same room with you. You're a lucky guy, you should hold on to this one!

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  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    I don't know what makes you think breaking up by text is going to avoid drama.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Please choose the response most appropriate to your age group:

    10-13 years old: Instant Messaging
    14-16 years old: Text Message
    17-18 years old: Phone Call
    18+ : Talk in person
  • benlambrou
    benlambrou Posts: 42 Member
    I am thinking singing telegram
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sleep with her brother