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    most emberassing place you've ever audibly farted

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    • Posts: 1,700 Member
      ^^^^That's what I was trying to figure out.
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      WTH? I was reading this for funny fart stories. How did this get in? :grumble:

      Who's being serious in the fart thread?! :angry:
    • Posts: 2,005 Member
      after sexy times with the bf :ohwell: :blushing:
      I felt I was red as a tomato.. he didnt say a word. phew
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      I farted audibly while taking my ACT test in junior high...
    • Posts: 16,913 Member
      I fart in the bathroom like a proper lady.
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      I farted audibly while taking my ACT test in junior high...

      What about during the silence of a home HS basketball game free throw? Hmmmmmmm?
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      Sitting across the kitchen table from my boyfriend when we first started dating. :laugh:
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      Oh, I have one! This guy came over to watch a movie with me, after he'd been trying to get together with me for weeks. I fell asleep during the movie, and woke up when I farted. He was nice enough not to say anything, but it was also the last time I heard from him.

      ETA that's actually happened twice while watching a movie at home with a guy. I married the second one.
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      What about during the silence of a home HS basketball game free throw? Hmmmmmmm?

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      Now you listen here, mister! *pffffft*
    • Posts: 1,700 Member
      Oh, I have one! This guy came over to watch a movie with me, after he'd been trying to get together with me for weeks. I fell asleep during the movie, and woke up when I farted. He was nice enough not to say anything, but it was also the last time I heard from him.

      ETA that's actually happened twice while watching a movie at home with a guy. I married the second one.

      ROFL...this is too funny. When I am not in the bed alone, I actually have trouble sleeping because I have let one slip while sleeping. HORRIFIED does not begin to describe it...especially when he's moving, so I know I woke him.
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      ROFL...this is too funny. When I am not in the bed alone, I actually have trouble sleeping because I have let one slip while sleeping. HORRIFIED does not begin to describe it...especially when he's moving, so I know I woke him.

      I've been afraid to fall asleep before because of that, too! But ya know, I'm sure everyone has farted in their sleep at some point, so they can't really hold that against us!
    • Posts: 431 Member
      At the gym. Luckily it was a small gym and wasn't full
    • Posts: 122 Member
      In front of the hottest gym teacher ever back in high school!!!
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      ROFL...this is too funny. When I am not in the bed alone, I actually have trouble sleeping because I have let one slip while sleeping. HORRIFIED does not begin to describe it...especially when he's moving, so I know I woke him.

      HAHAHA Me too! I absolutely refuse to fart in front of anyone on purpose....especially my BF. Although I did let quite a big one slip out during sex before. I was mortified almost to tears but we laughed it off and kept going! LMAO
    • Posts: 37 Member
      During the ACT test. It was deathly quiet and it came from nowhere.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      OP of this thread is one funny guy, whatever happened to him?
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      OP of this thread is one funny guy, whatever happened to him?

      You know how noobs can be. He probably ragequit and came back the next day with a new name.
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      You know how noobs can be. He probably ragequit and came back the next day with a new name.

      Yeah, he probably made up some cutesy forum name to hide behind his real name...
    • Posts: 1,075 Member
      My classroom in front of students... Math teacher... Me + beans = THAT. Carry on!
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
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      Yeah, he probably made up some cutesy forum name to hide behind his real name...

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    • Posts: 9,377 Member
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      Yeah, he probably made up some cutesy forum name to hide behind his real name...

      Yeah, like _Fred_ or _Wilma_ or something. Silly noob.
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
      Church during a moment of silence when I was a little kid. My mom was not impressed.
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      Hi Mister Universe! :smooched:
    • Posts: 1,256 Member
      while having sex, at the moment of completion, and of course it was a BJ. I was mortified and she just laughed her *kitten* off.



      and we still dated after that. What a gal!
      I'm always afraid of this occurring at that particular moment and never receiving that particular "gift" from my wife again as a result :tongue:
    • Posts: 805 Member
      I'm a school nurse. Yesterday, I farted LOUD while talking to a student..it slipped..I never broke my concentration or acted like anything happened. LMAO.
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