Lie about yourself.

zoquo · March 2014

I am scared of water

Inner_Goddess · March 2014

I'm really a man

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · March 2014

i don't like my bed

TripZeros · March 2014

I killed a shark with my bare hands, while blindfolded. :smokin:

lwagnitz · March 2014

I'm great at time management

kershaann · March 2014

I did twirls in my pink tutu today!

lilaak007 · March 2014

I am an alien from outerspace

RaggedyPond · March 2014

I ran someone over with my car.

MysteriousMerlin · March 2014

I

soft porn

liftsforchocolate · March 2014

No!!! of course I'm not eating a block of sea salt dark chocolate at 1am in the morning lol

bweck33 · March 2014

I

MILEY CYRUS

PS. I AM ALSO A BELIEBER.

whitebalance · March 2014

That hula hoop thing tonight? Totally didn't do it for the pretzels and cheese. Because I know you can't out-train a bad diet.

gotfatincollege89 · March 2014

I'm a neurosurgeon, an astronaut (only on the weekends), aaaand I have a six pack.

Crimson__Phoenix · March 2014

I don't have any tattoos

srr728 · March 2014

i feel soooo healthy and i'm going to exercise before i goto sleep today

CharlotteAnneUK · March 2014

I'm a Ceroc dancing champion..... :laugh:

MissMCassidy · March 2014

My belly is flat

MissMCassidy · March 2014

I'm a good dancer

srr728 · March 2014

im a great sober dancer

June_Bride · March 2014

I love running and I dont miss chocolate at all..

MissMCassidy · March 2014

I'm ashamed that I have runners toe

srr728 · March 2014

i hate buying new shoes

HunterKiller_deleted · March 2014

Have got a pony tail

MissMCassidy · March 2014

Justin Timberlake thinks im sexy

MissMCassidy · March 2014

i hate buying new shoes

That too

siport · March 2014

i dont fart when i sneeze

V0lver · March 2014

Last night in bed, Margot Robbie told me i had ruined her for other men

srr728 · March 2014

yep i was there too

liftsforchocolate · March 2014

Ughh I hate working out.

ROBOTFOOD · March 2014

I don't snowboard.

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