Lie about yourself.
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I hate hockey0
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I created MFP.0
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It was actually my idea, she stole it... Along with a few other things...I created MFP.0 -
I'm a virgin
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My neighbor didn't give me a key to his place so I could hang out there until my husband gets home, whenever I see a spider in the house.0
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woke up craving blackened tofu0
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My house is immaculate.0
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I have implants0
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I can whistle lol0
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I've got a tattoo of an *kitten* on my *kitten*0
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I'm on the #SELFIE video0
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I eat 4500 calories per day but never gain a pound.0
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I was really busy today.0
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so excited to be up at 5am on a saturday0
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I act and think like a 64 year old adult.0
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I loooove when my wife watches Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
I.C.E. Tea Official Taster
IKEA Apprentice Put Together-er
KATY Trail Bike Rider-er
MFP Skills: Pervy, hater, lover, butt-hurt, post *kitten*0 -
I love country music.0
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I'm dreading finding out the gender of my baby in a few weeks.0
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I'm attracted to smirky faced women0
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I am not bored out of my head and considering going back to bed,0
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I am enjoying being the only one at work this morning....0
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I feel bad for people working this morning0
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Can't stand eating steak, potatoes, and buttered bread0
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I think people that wear sunglasses indoors are cool. *giggle*0
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I have naturally perfect breasts0
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I have 13 toes.0
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I have seen her 13 toes!0
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I am hating every minute of the pedicure I'm getting right now!0
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I don't wax0
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